somehow this seems fitting, with slight modification
"And the money kept rolling out in all directions
'Gainst the gays, hate the gays, all good Mormons following directions
Now cynics claim a little of the cash has gone astray
But that's not the point my friends
When the money keeps rolling out you don't keep books
You can tell you've done well by the happy grateful looks
Accountants only slow things down, figures get in the way
Never been a church hated as much as this one"
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956