Mother Jokes...

time was two people who had nothing against on another would make jokes backs and forth about each other's mothers.

This was always meant in good fun and no one took offense to it.

Then, about six years ago, someone got their panites in a wad over it.

So in the spirit of nostalgia here are some mother jokes, not aimed any anybody, so no boby get your panites in a wad...

Person 1: Go take you meds.
Person 2: I would but I left them at your mother's house.


Your momma's so fat if she goes outside with a red dress on, the neighborhood kids yell "hey KoolAid!"

Your momma's so dumb, if she stole a pair of shoes from Kmart she'd be walkin like this...(walk like the shoes are still tied together with security thingy)

any others?

LMAO broadwayguy

Yo momma's so fat she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "Oil spill!"

Yo momma's so fat she stood on the scale and it said "To Be Continued..."

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale...

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing, "We Are Family"...

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born, her mother said, "Treasure!" and her father said, "Let's bury it!"

your mamas so fat she walked by my house wairing a yellow rain coat and i yealled DAME IT I MISSED THE BUS AGEN!