Mother Jokes...
Mother Jokes...
Joined: 12/31/69
#0Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 11:52am
time was two people who had nothing against on another would make jokes backs and forth about each other's mothers.
This was always meant in good fun and no one took offense to it.
Then, about six years ago, someone got their panites in a wad over it.
So in the spirit of nostalgia here are some mother jokes, not aimed any anybody, so no boby get your panites in a wad...
Person 1: Go take you meds.
Person 2: I would but I left them at your mother's house.
Your momma's so fat if she goes outside with a red dress on, the neighborhood kids yell "hey KoolAid!"
Your momma's so dumb, if she stole a pair of shoes from Kmart she'd be walkin like this...(walk like the shoes are still tied together with security thingy)
any others?
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#1re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 11:58amyour momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 12:09pm
LMAO broadwayguy
Yo momma's so fat she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "Oil spill!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#3re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 12:13pm
you're momma's so fat, if she sat on a quarter, she's get a booger out of George Washington's nose.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#4re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 12:15pmYo momma's so fat she stood on the scale and it said "To Be Continued..."
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 4:46pmYo momma's so fat she thinks gravy is a beverage.
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Swankified089
Chorus Member Joined: 5/12/04
#6re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 5:58pm
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale...
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing, "We Are Family"...
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born, her mother said, "Treasure!" and her father said, "Let's bury it!"
#7re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 6:48pmyo mommas so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl!
#8re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 6:53pmyour mamas so fat she walked by my house wairing a yellow rain coat and i yealled DAME IT I MISSED THE BUS AGEN!
#9re: Mother Jokes...
Posted: 10/12/04 at 6:56pm
yo mama's so fat...she went to sea world to get baptized.
yo mama's so fat...people run around her for exercise.
yo mama's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
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