Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!

[Glebb]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 10:34pm

Still love it and wish Bette would do another comedy recording.

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 12:27am

Why bother?

[Glebb]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 6:41am

What's a career, when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.....

Updated On: 3/29/05 at 06:41 AM

[Jon]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 7:12am

There are 88 keys ont he piano - this m____rf___r knows seven!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 7:49am

ain't cha got a vase?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:02am

Soph!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:05am

Boobs - That is still my favorite joke to this day.

Madonna.....Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time. For the very first time today! The only thing she'll ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable...by an unknown father!

[AndyHardy]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:14am

"I get mistaken now for Lanie Kazan"

[Marc Shaiman]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:56am

**bows**
Updated On: 3/29/05 at 08:56 AM

Posted: 3/29/05 at 2:20pm

"Ain't ya got a VASE" cracks me up to this very day!

[Jimmcf]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 2:36pm

Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?

Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?

"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."

All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!

There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!

[Jon]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 4:41pm

In case you missed it, the composer of "Fat As I Am" took a bow!

[AndyHardy]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 5:39pm

And what a well deserved bow it was!!! What a brilliant number. "I ate a meatball off the floor right over there" -- what a GREAT line!

A dancer friend of mine -- who weighed all of 90 pounds --used it as her audition song for a production of "Oklahoma!" Needless to say, she got the part.

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 5:40pm

Bette is a goddess and we should all worship her. Love this album. Nothing beats Live at Last! but this comes damn close.

[Glebb]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:29pm

Bravo Marc!

Updated On: 3/29/05 at 08:29 PM

[Jon]

Posted: 3/29/05 at 9:48pm

I remember when we first got cable TV in the mid 1980's, the DIVINE MADNESS concert film was on HBO all the time. Absolutely brilliant!

[Glebb]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 9:35pm

'I was up for that part! I read that line. I'm the French Lieutenant's whore. What's it to you?'

[Glebb]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:12pm

Bump

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:18pm

And here I thought wexy was the Celeb of the Day!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:19pm

Yeah, but the stuff she does today, and even in her recent tours, cannot compare to her stuff from the 70's. I really wish some video of her early concers would be found and remastered.

That would be brillant.

Divine Madness is great - but it is post "Rose" so she starts to pull things back a tiny bit (at least in my opinion).

I would love to see a video of some of her early bath house performances!

[DG]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:25pm

"Pity the poor soul that has to rinse out THAT lingerie!"

[Glebb]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:39pm

"Touched for the very first time. For the very first time today!"