Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
#0Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/28/05 at 10:34pmStill love it and wish Bette would do another comedy recording.
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Posted: 3/29/05 at 12:27amWhy bother?
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Posted: 3/29/05 at 6:41am
What's a career, when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.....
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#3re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 7:12amThere are 88 keys ont he piano - this m____rf___r knows seven!
#4re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 7:49amain't cha got a vase?
#6re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:05am
Boobs - That is still my favorite joke to this day.
Madonna.....Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time. For the very first time today! The only thing she'll ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable...by an unknown father!
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Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:14am"I get mistaken now for Lanie Kazan"
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Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 2:20pm
"Ain't ya got a VASE" cracks me up to this very day!
#10re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 2:36pm
Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."
All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!
There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#11re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 4:41pmIn case you missed it, the composer of "Fat As I Am" took a bow!
#12re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/29/05 at 5:39pm
And what a well deserved bow it was!!! What a brilliant number. "I ate a meatball off the floor right over there" -- what a GREAT line!
A dancer friend of mine -- who weighed all of 90 pounds --used it as her audition song for a production of "Oklahoma!" Needless to say, she got the part.
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Posted: 3/29/05 at 5:40pmBette is a goddess and we should all worship her. Love this album. Nothing beats Live at Last! but this comes damn close.
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Posted: 3/29/05 at 8:29pm
Bravo Marc!
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
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Posted: 3/29/05 at 9:48pmI remember when we first got cable TV in the mid 1980's, the DIVINE MADNESS concert film was on HBO all the time. Absolutely brilliant!
#16re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 3/31/05 at 9:35pm'I was up for that part! I read that line. I'm the French Lieutenant's whore. What's it to you?'
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Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:12pmBump
#18re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:18pmAnd here I thought wexy was the Celeb of the Day!
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Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:19pm
Yeah, but the stuff she does today, and even in her recent tours, cannot compare to her stuff from the 70's. I really wish some video of her early concers would be found and remastered.
That would be brillant.
Divine Madness is great - but it is post "Rose" so she starts to pull things back a tiny bit (at least in my opinion).
I would love to see a video of some of her early bath house performances!
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
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Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:25pm"Pity the poor soul that has to rinse out THAT lingerie!"
#21re: Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!
Posted: 1/22/06 at 1:39pm"Touched for the very first time. For the very first time today!"
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