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#1

Mud Will Be Flung Tonight!

Still love it and wish Bette would do another comedy recording.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#2

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Why bother?
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela
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What's a career, when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.....

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

Updated On: 3/29/05 at 06:41 AM

#4

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There are 88 keys ont he piano - this m____rf___r knows seven!
#5

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ain't cha got a vase?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7

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Boobs - That is still my favorite joke to this day.

Madonna.....Like a Virgin. Touched for the very first time. For the very first time today! The only thing she'll ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable...by an unknown father!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#11

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Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?

Fat as I am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?

"Try it again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."

All of my sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.

Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the gas!

There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah, you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose Nyland
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In case you missed it, the composer of "Fat As I Am" took a bow!
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And what a well deserved bow it was!!! What a brilliant number. "I ate a meatball off the floor right over there" -- what a GREAT line!

A dancer friend of mine -- who weighed all of 90 pounds --used it as her audition song for a production of "Oklahoma!" Needless to say, she got the part.
"ubiquitous"
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Bette is a goddess and we should all worship her. Love this album. Nothing beats Live at Last! but this comes damn close.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
#15

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Bravo Marc!

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

Updated On: 3/29/05 at 08:29 PM

#16

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I remember when we first got cable TV in the mid 1980's, the DIVINE MADNESS concert film was on HBO all the time. Absolutely brilliant!
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'I was up for that part! I read that line. I'm the French Lieutenant's whore. What's it to you?'
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
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And here I thought wexy was the Celeb of the Day!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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Yeah, but the stuff she does today, and even in her recent tours, cannot compare to her stuff from the 70's. I really wish some video of her early concers would be found and remastered.

That would be brillant.

Divine Madness is great - but it is post "Rose" so she starts to pull things back a tiny bit (at least in my opinion).

I would love to see a video of some of her early bath house performances!
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"Pity the poor soul that has to rinse out THAT lingerie!"
#22

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"Touched for the very first time. For the very first time today!"
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."

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