Friends and I once cast Les Mis with the Muppets. Ms. Piggy played Fantine, and kept trying to come back to life to get more stage time. Also, all the students were the rats, and at one point we want the turn table to go awry so they can all fly off the barricade.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
