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My Grandma has the stash!

Yesterday I was at my gmom's house, and I was looking through her CD collection, and my eyes almost popped out. She had SO many cds...Jekyll & Hyde, A Little Night Music, A Chorus Line, Funny Girl, Little Women, Annie, The Sound of Music, Aida, The Producers, Camelot, My Fair Lady, and oh gosh just a ton of ones I had never heard of. I had no clue she had so many! She let me borrow J&H, it's so great. My voice teacher wants me to sing "This is the Moment", does anyone know where I can download just that sheet music, or do I need to buy the whole book? (i only want this song)

But anyway I thought this was so cool...I had no idea she liked musicals...
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Did you just meet her yesterday? How could you not know this?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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I thought he meant the 420 kind of stash.
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I was expecting this to be some kinda, "Why does the house smell funny when Gramma takes her Glaucoma medicine? And why does she always listen to Miles Davis during her medicine time?"
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
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Ok Thenardier. You just reminded me of one of my favorite storys from High School. This was way before medicinal weed got any kinda cred at all. But I had a friend in high school whos father would go out and buy pot for his mother because she had cancer and had lost her appitite. The woman beat the cancer and the weed did the trick and the poor woman didn't starve. Why isn't it legal again?
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
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Tell me about it, Carl. It has so many benefits. Luckily, where I live in California, all you need is a hundred bucks, and a doctor who will suggest a Prop 215 card and you can shop at cannabis clubs and buy all the medicinal marijuana you like (up to a certain amount...I think 8 ounces). All you need is a reason, and it's pretty easy to get a medicinal card. The sad thing is, most other states don't approve. I think California is the only place that does this in the U.S. The only other place is Canada, and then there's Amsterdam where it's all legal.
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Your grandma's a hip, hip lady.

I saw the movie Elf with my Will Ferrell-loving librarian grandmother. I don't think she's into 420, though.
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Sadly I dont think my grandma has or ever will own a cd. But she has lots of Reader's Digest!
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My grandmother has every I Love Lucy episode recorded on VHS. Doesn't that make her cool too?
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My grandmother has everything she's ever owned since about 1950... I don't think that includes any CDs though...
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When I saw this thread, I thought maybe "the stash" was some STD that old people get.
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adoannie will you be my new online best friend?


I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them
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Wrong stash..........
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JbaraFan, that was too funny.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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I thought this was about weed too.

My one grandmother has every single National Geographic magazine since the 1960s in her basement.

My other grandmother just got a face-lift and goes to gay bars with her old lady friends.

How I'm related to both of these women is beyond me.
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Wanting life but never knowing how

Updated On: 6/25/05 at 04:49 AM

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