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#1

My Life Would Be PERFECT if...

... I had a partner.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#3

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and more money than I knew what to do with.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4

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Now, Rath, I was always told that 'Money Isn't Everything.' Was I mislead by some well-meaning third grade school-teacher? :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#5

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...i transfer out of this stupid college.
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!

Updated On: 10/27/04 at 10:16 AM

#6

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I'm here to tell you, I'd be much happier if I didn't have to worry about it and work for a living. If I had money of my own, I'd be a performer instead of sitting at a desk. This having to get up at 7:00 a.m. thing is really wearing.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#7

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TGIF,

If I may, what "stupid college" are you referring to?
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#8

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I love Bette Midler's line in THE ROSE: "Anyone who told you being rich is a drag was dead assed broke!"

My life would be perfect if I lived in my beach houses in Malibu and South Beach playing frisbee all day with my dogs. I would spend all night online/BWW.COM. I would also take trips to NYC and Chicago to stay in my condos there and travel abroad a lot, with the love of my life.

That's all I want.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#9

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Seton Hall in NJ.

Its full of nothing but right wing christians. I can't take it!! ahh!
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#10

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TGIF,

If I may, you cannot fully experience the "right wing Christian" experience until you live in the Bible Belt.

I mean, people down here still use expressions like "Jew them down."--It's like living in the 1940s! :)
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#11

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Oh please. My ex has lived in NYC for over 30 years and I'm sure she still wants to say that and has to hold herself back. She often makes those kind of comments. And Asians are Orientals to her. Yeah. Not kidding.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#12

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Well Rath,

I guess no place has a monopoly on ignorance.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#13

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Yes. That was my point.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#14

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True, True.

I was told that going to a Catholic college is nothing like going to a Catholic HS. They were right, its different. But its still too thrown in your face for me. You would be surprised how many southern-ers we got here. I am sure its nothing in comparision, but growing up very liberal, it just isnt me. I am Roman catholic, but a bad one :).

Its also very "get involved! be apart of our community!" I have other obligations. My grandmother lives with me, and because of that i commute to help out. I don't need to be forced into participating in going to school sports events.
I want to write music. I want to sit down right now at my piano and write a song that people will listen to and remember and do the same thing every morning...for the rest of my life. - Jonathan Larson. Tick, Tick...BOOM!
#15

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My life would be perfect if the man Im in love with would get up off his ass and make a freaking commitment already.

Alas, I know that's not going to happen, so Im just going to go back to my paperwork and sulk.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

#16

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I would have to agree with Rath, my life would be perfect if I had enough money not to worry about bills and was able to concentrate on the career I REALLY want to be doing. And YES getting up at 7 does wear on you, imagine getting up at 5:45 every morning! Yep, that's me! I have to be at work at 7:30 but I do get off at 2:30 or 3 so I guess that is good. Now all we have to do is win the lottery or find someone nice to fall in love with that happens to have money!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#17

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well...come to think of it... my life IS perfect.
Who knew?
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#18

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Jarico and I could be legally married and living together.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#19

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Life is never perfect! That's what life is all about.

Updated On: 10/27/04 at 01:06 PM

#20

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...if I lived on a beach surrounded by puppies and ponies and never had to worry about anything or anyone.
www.pbentertainmentinc.com BWW regional writer "Philadelphia/South Jersey"
#21

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1. I graduate.
2. I get signed with Mirvish or Stratford.
3. I get out of debt.
#22

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TGIF, seriously if you hate your school get out of it. I stuck it out in my school for 2 years before I changed colleges and it's the best thing I've ever done. I'm so much happier now. Although our reasons are completely different for changing, (I thought my Catholic college WASN'T Catholic enough for part of my changing reason) I still say that if you're unhappy you should get out of there as soon as you can.
And hang on, when did you win the discus?
#23

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I agree that the only thing holding me back is money.
I don't even need a lot. If I were to win enough to buy a home then I'd have much more "play" money from my salary and I'd be much happier.
#24

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Perfection is really simple.

Chocolate is discovered to be a diet food;
So are potato chips;
Hand me a great trashy biography;
I can swim 100m in under 1:20;
And someone comes over to clean my house. And paint it.

What else is there?


"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable." --Carrie Fisher
#25

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Chocolate is a diet food.

My entire diet is chocolate and I look fine (I think.)
And hang on, when did you win the discus?

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