My Local News' Unbelievably Feeble Attempts at Scare Tactics

Guess it must have been a slow news day today but, I turned on Fox 26 (For all of you Houstonians), and saw that they had a story on how all of the disasters that have been happening lately could be "signifying the fact that the apocalypse is among us". They even had a little chyron that said "THE END IS NEAR?" I couldn't have thought it could have gotten more ridiculous, not even after they identified people as "Believes the End of Times is Near", for a woman who...ahh I won't waste the words, and "Non-Believer", for one guy who said "Yeah...I don't believe in it but I gotta be prepared." or something to that extent. It made me long for the days of faking the severity of hurricanes.