My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#0My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
Posted: 4/16/06 at 3:45pmToday I received an email with a picture of a naked man in the shower. The woman is almost 75!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 4:02pmShouldn't her vagina have fallen off already?
#2re: My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
Posted: 4/16/06 at 4:35pmOh, that's nothing my mother is constantly sending me pics. with my head glued onto fat bodies with another fat body on it.
"Germany, Germany, Germany! Everything's always about Germany but what about me! Adolf, I'm dying without your love can't you see?"-ML
The fuher is coming to theathers this winter.
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 5:31pm
rarely am I at a loss for words, but these posts did it.....no idea what to say.......
yenta, I remember when I was in the Army in Germany, and my mom found my pictures of men, and threw them away.........now I wish I had your Mom!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 5:39pmHold on elphaba.........I am sending you the email from her.
tagiunagi
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/27/05
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 5:43pm
My mother is waiting for grandchildren...
I would not say that I am of the childbearing age...
Question: Will Esparza win for The Homecoming?
BobbyBubby: I hope so. If only for the mental health of many people on this board.
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 5:46pmthat pix is scary.....my mother got one grandchild...only one. Her sister has many....suffice it to say my mother, at times, can be...um......difficult.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 6:56pm
My mother has three daughters and no grandchildren.
At this point, she would settle for me being impregnated by aliens.
Updated On: 4/16/06 at 06:56 PM
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:26pmhehehe youwant......perhaps you need a trip to Mars?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#9re: My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:27pmMy mom started singing Gilbert and Sullivan with the wrong lyrics at Easter dinner. Ugh.
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:28pm
what did she sing, something like:
I am the very model of a mother quite contraious,
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:31pmNo, she was singing stuff from Mikado, but what she remembers from seeing it when she was about nine.
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:37pm
oh no, that is scary......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#13re: My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:38pmIt is! Although, she's never e-mailed me pictures of naked people, so I guess I shouldn't be complaining.
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:41pmWait, there is more! Today she called me and wanted to know where she could purchase, ahem, um, uh..........adult toys online.
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:42pmShe figured you'd know, huh?
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:44pmI like how my mother has no photoshop skills. My mother's rendition of Out Tonight. Errrm, not so hot. But thank goodness for closed doors.
The Grovers Corners Yenta2
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/05
#17re: My Mother Embarasses me sometimes............
Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:45pmI guess so, Atrias. Why can't she just complain that I could never give her grandchildren and make me wear a sweater when she is cold like every Jewish mother?
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:46pm
well, it might have not been so painful had she been butchering Iolanthe.....
'We are dainty little fairies ever singing ever dancing.....'
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 7:48pm
It was "Three Little Girls From School". Ack!
Yenta, at least your mom's not a cliche!
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 8:08pm
My mom is doing online dating . . . oy.
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 8:10pmAtrias, my mom was in the Mikado with me. She still breaks out into song when someone says "I Am So Proud".
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 8:15pmYou were in a show with your mother?
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 8:24pm
Yes.
She wanted to do it so bad, I wasn't gonna be like, no you can't do it...
Bob Martin Online
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Posted: 4/16/06 at 8:26pmShe had that option? Where were you doing the production?
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