Napoleon dead??

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Napoleon dead??

Posted: 2/20/05 at 5:38pm

Not trying to spread rumours or anything but 15 people have told be that Jon Heder who played Napoleon Dynamite died in a car crash. Apperantly its spreading around the country because there are tons of messages about it on his imdb.com page. Has anyone else heard this? I hope its not true!

#2

re: Napoleon dead??

Posted: 2/20/05 at 5:48pm

I heard he mixed Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola and his stomach exploded. That's what I heard.

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#3

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 5:49pm

I mean, I'm just saying.

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#4

re: Napoleon dead??

Posted: 2/20/05 at 5:56pm

How many more deaths due to combining Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola are we going to have before those two items are taken off the market? I'm decorating a brown ribbon with sparkly colored Pop Rocks even as I type.

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#5

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:00pm

I just googled Jon Heder+dead. It's a rumor.

#6

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:22pm

No, it's true. I hit him with my car.

#7

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:24pm

I remember when Tracy Partridge got her maxi dress caught in the door of the Partridge Family bus and she was dragged to her death. So sad. They banned maxi dresses after that.

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#8

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:40pm

From IMDB: Of course jon is dead. He died an hour of go by an incident involving a giant steel dil-do

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#9

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:41pm

That's ridiculous. Dildo is one word.

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#10

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:42pm

"hour of go"

wow. just...wow.

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#11

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:43pm

LOL tiff. And my disclaimer for that is it was copied and pasted off of IMDB, i in no way say that that quote is from me or that I do not know how to spell dil-do.. i mean dildo

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#12

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:45pm

Is "go" what the kids are calling it nowadays?

An hour of go with a giant steel dildo is enough to leave anyone sideways.

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#13

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 6:48pm

friggin idiots....god

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Was that a fat joke?

#14

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 7:11pm

I heard he died in Vietnam...

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#15

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 7:12pm

I thought it was a nasty shampoo accident.

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#16

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 7:15pm

shampoo you know that stuff kills one time it goes in your eyes and your done i allways wair gogals i the shower

#17

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:00pm

What a silly rumor...everyone knows he choked on a tot. Tater, that is.

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#18

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:02pm

wow, Tiff...you made me laugh out loud...LOUDLY

He was on jay...or conan...a while ago....

#19

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:06pm

he choked on a tot??
How sad!

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Was that a fat joke?

#20

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:24pm

Liam, lol! I have this wonderful image of you in the bathtub with goggles on.


And you're all wrong he did at Waterloo. Haven't any of you heard the ABBA song?

Updated On: 2/20/05 at 08:24 PM

#21

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:26pm

Oh wait, he only surendered at Waterloo. Or did he die there? I can't remember.

#22

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:38pm

EponineThenardier do you think about 14 year old boys in the shower often?



lol im just joshing!

#23

re: Napoleon dead??

Posted: 2/20/05 at 8:46pm

I say he was killed because of a drug deal gone bad.

Of course, we don't know if he's actually dead.

He could be like Tupac Shakur, and be in Africa with Elvis. :-P

#24

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 9:01pm

no, silly.
He was killed by a rival supermodel who was jealous of his sexy, sexy hair.

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Was that a fat joke?

#25

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Posted: 2/20/05 at 9:43pm

I thought he died going over Niagra Falls in a barrel. But I could be wrong!

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