#1
Posted: 3/27/06 at 11:52am
National Association of Unclaimed Property Administrators
#2
Posted: 3/27/06 at 12:03pm
Nope, seems to be down.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#3
Posted: 3/27/06 at 2:30pm
The site was down because I had taken title to all unclaimed property in the nation. Therefore, there was no need for such a site.
Unfortunately, the court determined that my ownership of all the nation's unclaimed property was a typo, and took it away from me. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. (Plus, while I owned it all, I used it as collateral for some most excellent loans.)
Unfortunately, the court determined that my ownership of all the nation's unclaimed property was a typo, and took it away from me. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. (Plus, while I owned it all, I used it as collateral for some most excellent loans.)
#4
Posted: 3/27/06 at 3:49pm
Did you get the snowglobes?
#5
Posted: 3/27/06 at 8:16pm
Nah. I managed to hide some fish forks, but didn't get anything else. Of course, the unclaimed-property headhunters now know who I am, so I'd better lay low for a while. "Slim and Slam's Fish-Fork-o-Rama Emporium" will have to wait until this all blows over and I can bribe a few zoning officials.
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