National Association of Unclaimed Property Administrators

[Unknown User]

Posted: 3/27/06 at 11:52am

Is it just this computer, or is the site down?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 3/27/06 at 12:03pm

Nope, seems to be down.

[slimandslam]

Posted: 3/27/06 at 2:30pm

The site was down because I had taken title to all unclaimed property in the nation. Therefore, there was no need for such a site.

Unfortunately, the court determined that my ownership of all the nation's unclaimed property was a typo, and took it away from me. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. (Plus, while I owned it all, I used it as collateral for some most excellent loans.)

[Sleeper2]

Posted: 3/27/06 at 3:49pm

Did you get the snowglobes?

[slimandslam]

Posted: 3/27/06 at 8:16pm

Nah. I managed to hide some fish forks, but didn't get anything else. Of course, the unclaimed-property headhunters now know who I am, so I'd better lay low for a while. "Slim and Slam's Fish-Fork-o-Rama Emporium" will have to wait until this all blows over and I can bribe a few zoning officials.