Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Joined: 12/31/69
#1Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:40pm
Probably not. but just in case, listen to these outraged ex-fans:
"Reader "blah" recoiled in shock, spitting, "What a liar!... He is a complete loser!!" But perhaps no one was more hurt than "chris," who said, "I think Mario is pretty dishonest. He talks about how religious he is, and has such a strong faith. Excuse me...since when is not being honest ok?""
What offense before God did Mario commit? "Recently named to a magazine's hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he "manscapes," which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, "Not at all. That's the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don't."
So how come he has a hairy chest in this 2003 photo... and a bare one in a more recent one?"
No lie. That's what they are outraged about Really.
Mario Lopez Chesthairgate scandal
Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:45pm
Here's a better shot of his "HAIRY" chest. Really.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:46pmHot guys shaving their chest is a sin against nature.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
DAME
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
#3re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:47pmHe does nothing for me.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#4re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:48pm
They look the same.
Still hate him though.
....but the world goes 'round
husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#5re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:53pmagreed taz.
http://www.youtube.com/huskcharmer
#6re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 1:58pm
Hot guys shaving their chest is a sin against nature.
Agreed.
So why do we hate Mario? I can't remember. The photo totally wiped my memory.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#7re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:00pm
b/c he's a douche bag.
Ask Nick Adams if you don't believe me.
....but the world goes 'round
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#8re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:03pmAs I've heard said about other people, I think he believes his own press releases.
#9re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:10pmNick Adams? The star of the 1959 TV series "The Rebel" whose "accidental suicide" is still considered an unsolved mystery? What did Mario have to do with that?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:14pmNot THAT Nick Adams! The Hemingway character. I'm rereading the book now to see what Mario did to him.
#11re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:16pm
Did I get his name wrong?
Maybe it Adams Nick, or Mick Adams. Or Nick Mick.
....but the world goes 'round
#12re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:17pm
WHAT chest hair?!?
Should I put my reading glasses on?
#13re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:17pmBut Mario has those dimples and...nipples and...wait, what?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#14re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:18pmNaw just messing with ya. Nick Adams is the Chorus Line chorus boy who's ridden Mario's coattails to a series of underwear ads.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#15re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:18pm
No no no! It's former Octopu$$y MAUD Adams. Mario was incensed when he found out she had bigger tits than him.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Updated On: 6/26/08 at 02:18 PM
#16re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:20pm
Mario is a bitch:
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/2008/06/mario-lopez-fle.html
But Nick gets the last laugh:
http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/06/shirtless_mario_lopez_vs_shirt.html
....but the world goes 'round
#17re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:35pm
We hate Mario because of gossip? Meh. I need a better reason than that.
...dimples...
*sigh*
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#18re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:39pm
Here's a photo of Nick from Sunday's Broadway Bares.
Broadway Bares photos are allowed here, aren't they?
#19re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:40pmthat is just beautiful.
....but the world goes 'round
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#20re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:47pmHave him washed and brought to my tent
#21re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:48pmI prefer my men like my floss. Unwaxed.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#22re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:49pmWashed? I'll take him as is.
#23re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?
Posted: 6/26/08 at 2:52pmI'll take my men any way they come.
....but the world goes 'round
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
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