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#1

Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

Probably not. but just in case, listen to these outraged ex-fans:

"Reader "blah" recoiled in shock, spitting, "What a liar!... He is a complete loser!!" But perhaps no one was more hurt than "chris," who said, "I think Mario is pretty dishonest. He talks about how religious he is, and has such a strong faith. Excuse me...since when is not being honest ok?""

What offense before God did Mario commit? "Recently named to a magazine's hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he "manscapes," which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, "Not at all. That's the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don't."

So how come he has a hairy chest in this 2003 photo... and a bare one in a more recent one?"

No lie. That's what they are outraged about Really.

Mario Lopez Chesthairgate scandal
#3

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

Hot guys shaving their chest is a sin against nature.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#7

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

Hot guys shaving their chest is a sin against nature.

Agreed.

So why do we hate Mario? I can't remember. The photo totally wiped my memory.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#10

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

Nick Adams? The star of the 1959 TV series "The Rebel" whose "accidental suicide" is still considered an unsolved mystery? What did Mario have to do with that?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#14

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

But Mario has those dimples and...nipples and...wait, what?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#15

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

Naw just messing with ya. Nick Adams is the Chorus Line chorus boy who's ridden Mario's coattails to a series of underwear ads.
#16

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

No no no! It's former Octopu$$y MAUD Adams. Mario was incensed when he found out she had bigger tits than him.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

Updated On: 6/26/08 at 02:18 PM

#18

re: Need another reason to hate Mario Lopez?

We hate Mario because of gossip? Meh. I need a better reason than that.

...dimples...

*sigh*
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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