New Drugs for Women

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:14pm

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.



E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.



P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases
breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.



D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country
music and pickup trucks.



F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.



M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy- otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me
want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"



BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of
spending spree.



J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number,
or to lift the toilet seat.



A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.



N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

[JLSatUD]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:16pm

Hook me up with some Damnitol! :)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:16pm

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.


Can men get a prescription for this too?
I was so excited that the "D" was missing.

Updated On: 3/9/06 at 05:16 PM

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 5:19pm

Boobs - I think there are a few on that list that crosses over for us!