I usually have a quiet New Year's Eve, but when the following invitation arrived in the mail, I decided I had to attend this shindig:
a Knife, a Fork, a Bottle & a Cork...
That's the way we celebrate New Years in New York
This ain't no B-List shindig, BABY!
This invitation is for the names written at the bottom only and NOT for the following:
jackasses, randoms, random jackasses who never acknowledge the hostess, those who come empty-handed and those who don't like to party...
Be sure to "Dress to Impress"...it's not up for debate.
"Strike A Pose" ladies and gentlemen, I'll see you at 8!
very clever friend!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."