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#26

Xanax is on the way

Posted: 9/26/05 at 1:09pm

I just received this heartfelt tome from my good "friend", Chelsey Garland of toungesharabletightpants@dribble.com:

"Turn trade, water. Thick you box build letter, tail push.
Family, large insect verb low noun done. Dark product were went
wood. Friend view, sense word consider farm. Her, don't page,
milk, dark silent, day. Ball week number, give, need, drop girl.
Heavy sea yard move lady, big. Fact, arm would big speak. Supply
watch do ocean temperature. Body ask like miss, east. Toward our
set. Spring more what, cry. Food cow, stand color send.

Viagra-only $0.87 per dose!

Cialis-only-$3 per pill!"

I'm pretty sure I've never met a "Chelsey Garland", unless it was that chatty brunette wearing the satin dance belt and Abercrombie&Fitch logo muscle tee at the Toolbox last Thursday night who was in town auditioning for the upcoming 'Kabuki DOUBT', but I'm pretty sure his name was Chicklet.

I'll tell ya one thing, if I DO ever met this Garland character, I'll be happy to tell them..."I'M NOT PLAYING!"

Updated On: 9/26/05 at 01:09 PM

#27

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Posted: 9/29/05 at 8:47am

Oh hell, I dunno. I'm totally convinced by this mornings creatively worded messages from Rodolfo Corley and Hector Allred, respectively.

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"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

#28

Can I order?

Posted: 10/18/05 at 5:26pm

Ooops, too late! I'm wearing the tee as I type this. Maybe next time. And no, I'm not ******* playing!

ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

Updated On: 10/18/05 at 05:26 PM

#29

Word on the street is...

Posted: 10/18/05 at 6:54pm

that stud has your Little Orphan Annie Beetleware Ovaltine shaker, too.

"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

#30

Word on the street is...

Posted: 10/18/05 at 7:26pm

Hey Chicklet, get your rock hard butt back here with my muscle tee and Ovaltine shaker before I call the Pink Patrol. And you can just forget using that penile implant with anyone else. It only works for the one what paid the tab.

"Always smile at your enemies. It will keep them on their toes"

#31

It could be worse

Posted: 10/14/06 at 10:38pm

So, did this guy die?

#32

It could be worse

Posted: 10/14/06 at 10:44pm

WOW! Now THAT is how you bump a thread - and a good one at that!

#33

It could be worse

Posted: 10/14/06 at 11:21pm

No one else is particularly interested.

#34

It could be worse

Posted: 10/14/06 at 11:26pm

Maybe it hits too close to home . . .

#35

It could be worse

Posted: 10/15/06 at 3:46am

Wtf

#36

It could be worse

Posted: 10/15/06 at 7:37am

I think Guillermo died in the car accident with Brendan Stryker..they are both missed. See what happens when you don't take those emails seriously. *searches for Obituary*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#37

It could be worse

Posted: 10/15/06 at 7:28pm

But why am I concerned about Guillermos avatar?

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown

#38

It could be worse

Posted: 10/15/06 at 8:08pm

"I think Guillermo died in the car accident with Brendan Stryker.."

hmm...

Well, the last time Guillermo posted was Oct 5, 2006 so I don't think he died in the car accident with Brendan.

*Thinks of another ridiculous reason*

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

#39

It could be worse

Posted: 10/15/06 at 8:48pm

It's a great thread. Every so often I delve into the archives, and there were many great threads. So many people are no longer here. And, if they're here in another incarnation, then they aren't as prolific or witty or fun!

Updated On: 10/16/06 at 08:48 PM

#40

You are playing!

Posted: 10/16/06 at 12:29am

But you are playing, John, you are playing.

I suspect little good will come from it. In fact, it's many of the sock puppets that have soured the wit and turned many away from posting on the board. Phoniness has that effect, John.

[Of course there are a few posters forced to assume new identities because of the stalker factor from an ardent fellow poster, but perhaps we should save that discussion for another thread.]

Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#41

You are playing!

Posted: 10/16/06 at 8:40am

Dosen't anyone else think that Guillermos avatar is a bit ........strange to say the least?

#42

You are playing!

Posted: 10/16/06 at 9:44am

I'm not sure I completely understand exactly what you're saying, etoile; and, yes, vbplayer, the avatar is very strange!

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