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Posted: 3/15/10 at 3:19pm

"For the next few months, daring patrons will squeeze through two live nude "performers" -- alternating couples, opposite and same sex -- who stand in a narrow doorway of the new exhibit, "Marina Abramovic: The Artist is Present," opening today."

This is how Gloria Marie Preston said she got pregnant in the 11th grade, but I never believed her.

Note the quote from actress Cady Huffman at the end.
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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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Posted: 3/15/10 at 5:02pm

I would totally do this.

And they would never do it again, after I was done.

"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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Posted: 3/15/10 at 5:21pm

HAHAHAHA!

KFTC!!!!!

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Posted: 3/16/10 at 12:32pm

Jesus, Diva will you stop blocking the Fing Doorway? It's a fire hazard!
Just let go .... with both hands mister and keep moving through!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

Updated On: 3/16/10 at 12:32 PM

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Posted: 3/16/10 at 12:43pm

She stole this from me...it's how you used to have to get into my apartment.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

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Posted: 3/16/10 at 1:06pm

I thought you were talking about my favorite band.
SQUEEZE.

Updated On: 3/17/10 at 01:06 PM

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Posted: 3/16/10 at 1:10pm

There used to be a gay club like this in Hell's Kitchen (?) in the 90s, though it wasn't "nude". I decided to check it out and it was quite dangerous and very claustrophobic.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Posted: 3/16/10 at 3:12pm

Reminds me of the Broadway musical "Let My People Come", where the cast stood nude at the lobby doors and greeted the audience as they left.

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Posted: 3/16/10 at 7:37pm

LOL @ Snafu

I would grind them harder than I did Sigourny Weaver in 'Heartbreakers'...

Long story.

It didn't make the final cut of the film, but I do feel closer to Sigourney now.

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