OBAMA URGED TO RESIGN OVER BEYONCE SCANDAL

[theaternut]

Posted: 1/24/13 at 8:04pm

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html

[theaternut]

Posted: 1/24/13 at 8:06pm

“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”

[ErikJ972]

Posted: 1/24/13 at 8:08pm

I feel like I've read about this somewhere before.

[capnkidd]

Posted: 1/24/13 at 8:15pm

You have, Erik - page three of


this thread. It's a fake humor column. Updated On: 1/24/13 at 08:15 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 1/24/13 at 8:18pm

Yes, the piece is satire...

[henrikegerman]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 3:15pm

I wouldn't put it past Paul to really say something like that.

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 3:43pm

At first I thought it was from The Onion, and then I thought, should've been from The Onion.

[DAME]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 3:52pm

Is the Onion a NY paper?

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 3:55pm

No?

[DAME]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 3:56pm

I will look it up. I really have no clue.

[DAME]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 3:58pm

Oh yes.. The Onion.

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 4:01pm

I wasn't sure how to respond. This headline is a perfect Onion headline.

[DAME]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 4:22pm

So sorry. At my age the brain farts keep coming.

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 4:26pm

I read that the first time and skipped over "brain". Made me think, "too much info, Dame!"

[DAME]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 5:13pm

Ha! How is Atlanta treating you? Anything at Chastain?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/25/13 at 5:17pm

Andy Borowitz is brilliant. He's a one-man Onion but better.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/27/13 at 10:56am

Finally...what Beyonce was really singing.