OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#0OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:03pm
It seems that every time I read a new post someone is asking for everyone else to weigh in on the most routine, mundane, idiotic questions of daily life.
For example,
* next week we're buying tickets from TKTS, where should we park? (you're in the middle of Manhattan, for gosh sakes! there's parking all over.)
* flying to London, can I get out of Gatwick airport? where is Gatwick airport? (did you buy a guide to London? Use it. If you didn't, why didn't you?)
* how do you file your show albums? (yes I know I posted there but it is still dumb. Who the hell cares how I file my albums?)
* should I take out the trash tonight? (how the hell should I know? does it stink?)
* do i purchase my tickets now or later? (do you want to go or don't you? buy the tickets and get rid of the agony.)
* what are the Orchestra seats like in the Shubert Theatre? (it's the Orchestra for gosh sakes, just but the friggin tickets)
* where are rows F, U, C, K, in theatre X, Y, Z? (again, how in the hell should I know? I don't have a photographic memory of every stage view from every seat in every Broadway house! Buythe friggin ticket!!!)
Maybe it's because I moved to NYC with no job, no place to live, and without knowing a soul, and I've managed to survive without anyone holding my hand, or without seeking advice for every step I took. I find these questions oh, so annoying.
I just want to say, "grow up (and some of you are adults, oye) and make a decision on your own, without help and without direction."
There, I feel better now. I realy felt the need to rant about that.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#1re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:05pm
is this pain in my chest serious?
should I divorce my husband?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:06pm
If it hurts go the doctor.
If he's still beating you, just grab the children and walk out the door.
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#3re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:06pm
How deep is the ocean?
Where does an elephant go?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:08pmIs this white gelatinous substance on my penis a problem?
#5re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:09pmwhy does jose let little things bother him so much?
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
magruder
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#6re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:09pmWhy do the wrong people travel?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#7re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:11pm
Deep? Once I stick your head under you'll see how deep.
Elephants, like all workers who are on thin ice, go the the company Receptionist to hang out. Once can always tell which employee believe they are going to get the axed because those same employees are schmoozing with the Receptionist.
Taste it. If you don't like it go to the doctor.
#8re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:12pm
which Wicked cast will be the best the world has ever seen?
(Jose, you just made major points with me, love you, buddy)
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#9re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:12pm
Yes, Magruder, why do the wrong people travel?
lol
Updated On: 8/6/05 at 09:12 PM
#10re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:29pmWhen I bought this banana it was yellow. Now it's brown. Should I eat it?
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#11re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:33pmMy father was a member of the volunteer fire department many years ago in our small town. We had the fire department radio and the people down the street didn't, so we called them when there was a fire. The alarm goes off at 3 am. While my dad is getting dressed my mom calls the people down the street and gives the location of the fire. The woman asks" Should he go immediately?" My mom says, " No, just let the building burn first."
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#12re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:37pmHow in the hell should I know? Do you like your bananas firm and hard or soft and mushy and covered with bruised spots? Eat it or throw it out. Matters not to me.
#13re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:43pmMy wrist is tingling and there's a lot of pressure in my chest. Should I call a doctor? Should I got to the ER? Should I try to sleep it off? Decisions, decisions, decisions!
#14re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:56pmThank you, Jose...I was seriously thinking of taking a "vacation"from the Board. What the F...is up with these posts?
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#15re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:56pmI just can't decide whether or not José is crabby. I just don't know what to think.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#16re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:58pm
Is it me?
#17re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:59pm
"WHAT ARE ORCHESTRA SEATS LIKE IN THE SHUBERT"?
AARRGGH--HELP ME!
Updated On: 8/6/05 at 09:59 PM
#18re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:01pmwhy is the sky blue?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#19re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:03pmI'm SO with you on this Jose'.
#20re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:07pm
and my alltime favorite:
IS RENT CLOSING OR WHAT? YES OR NO
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#21re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:09pmI have this rash - any suggestions?
#22re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:11pm
I'm trying to get Rob to program a "Magic 8Ball" function for BroadwayWorld. From now on - people can ask their questions out loud and then click the link and it will reveal what to do.
In the meantime, go here...
Click Me!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#23re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:15pm
Great idea, Craig!
We should also start creating "FAQ For Living Your Life" or better yet, "Life For Dummies."
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#24re: OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their o
Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:18pm
LOL. Well, not a novel idea but a much needed one it seems.
Perhaps we should give a free copy with every "paid" membership to BWW.com.
hehehe
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