OK, call me crabby tonight, but can't anyone make a decision on their own?

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:03pm

It seems that every time I read a new post someone is asking for everyone else to weigh in on the most routine, mundane, idiotic questions of daily life.

For example,

* next week we're buying tickets from TKTS, where should we park? (you're in the middle of Manhattan, for gosh sakes! there's parking all over.)

* flying to London, can I get out of Gatwick airport? where is Gatwick airport? (did you buy a guide to London? Use it. If you didn't, why didn't you?)

* how do you file your show albums? (yes I know I posted there but it is still dumb. Who the hell cares how I file my albums?)

* should I take out the trash tonight? (how the hell should I know? does it stink?)

* do i purchase my tickets now or later? (do you want to go or don't you? buy the tickets and get rid of the agony.)

* what are the Orchestra seats like in the Shubert Theatre? (it's the Orchestra for gosh sakes, just but the friggin tickets)

* where are rows F, U, C, K, in theatre X, Y, Z? (again, how in the hell should I know? I don't have a photographic memory of every stage view from every seat in every Broadway house! Buythe friggin ticket!!!)

Maybe it's because I moved to NYC with no job, no place to live, and without knowing a soul, and I've managed to survive without anyone holding my hand, or without seeking advice for every step I took. I find these questions oh, so annoying.

I just want to say, "grow up (and some of you are adults, oye) and make a decision on your own, without help and without direction."

There, I feel better now. I realy felt the need to rant about that.

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:05pm

is this pain in my chest serious?

should I divorce my husband?

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:06pm

If it hurts go the doctor.

If he's still beating you, just grab the children and walk out the door.

[wildcat]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:06pm

How deep is the ocean?

Where does an elephant go?

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:08pm

Is this white gelatinous substance on my penis a problem?

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:09pm

why does jose let little things bother him so much?

[magruder]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:09pm

Why do the wrong people travel?

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:11pm

Deep? Once I stick your head under you'll see how deep.

Elephants, like all workers who are on thin ice, go the the company Receptionist to hang out. Once can always tell which employee believe they are going to get the axed because those same employees are schmoozing with the Receptionist.

Taste it. If you don't like it go to the doctor.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:12pm

which Wicked cast will be the best the world has ever seen?



(Jose, you just made major points with me, love you, buddy)

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:12pm

Yes, Magruder, why do the wrong people travel?

lol
Updated On: 8/6/05 at 09:12 PM

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:29pm

When I bought this banana it was yellow. Now it's brown. Should I eat it?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:33pm

My father was a member of the volunteer fire department many years ago in our small town. We had the fire department radio and the people down the street didn't, so we called them when there was a fire. The alarm goes off at 3 am. While my dad is getting dressed my mom calls the people down the street and gives the location of the fire. The woman asks" Should he go immediately?" My mom says, " No, just let the building burn first."

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:37pm

How in the hell should I know? Do you like your bananas firm and hard or soft and mushy and covered with bruised spots? Eat it or throw it out. Matters not to me.

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:43pm

My wrist is tingling and there's a lot of pressure in my chest. Should I call a doctor? Should I got to the ER? Should I try to sleep it off? Decisions, decisions, decisions!

[gymman]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:56pm

Thank you, Jose...I was seriously thinking of taking a "vacation"from the Board. What the F...is up with these posts?

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:56pm

I just can't decide whether or not José is crabby. I just don't know what to think.

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:58pm

Is it me?

[gymman]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 9:59pm

"WHAT ARE ORCHESTRA SEATS LIKE IN THE SHUBERT"?


AARRGGH--HELP ME!
Updated On: 8/6/05 at 09:59 PM

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:01pm

why is the sky blue?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:03pm

I'm SO with you on this Jose'.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:07pm

and my alltime favorite:

IS RENT CLOSING OR WHAT? YES OR NO

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:09pm

I have this rash - any suggestions?

[Craig]

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:11pm

I'm trying to get Rob to program a "Magic 8Ball" function for BroadwayWorld. From now on - people can ask their questions out loud and then click the link and it will reveal what to do.

In the meantime, go here...


Click Me!

Updated On: 8/6/05 at 10:11 PM

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:15pm

Great idea, Craig!

We should also start creating "FAQ For Living Your Life" or better yet, "Life For Dummies."

Posted: 8/6/05 at 10:18pm

LOL. Well, not a novel idea but a much needed one it seems.

Perhaps we should give a free copy with every "paid" membership to BWW.com.

hehehe