Well, it wasn't embarrasing for me. I had a teacher in my first year who was, like, 300 pounds and I used to have private sessions with her (to brush up my spelling, you dirty thinkers!). One day, she went to sit down on the chair, next to me, and it wheeled out from under her. She fell flat on the ground and there was just this huge "PLOP". Instead of landing rock solid, she shook around like jelly. I couldn't stop laughing. She was swearing and everything. When she picked herself up, her bum was right in my face, and she farted. She resumed the chair, and the session, as normal, but she couldn't, for the life of her, think why I was laughing so much. I couldn't hold it in. I realize there could've been a serious accident, but this was the most weirdest and funniest event of my childhood. The most embarrasing thing that's happened to ME, in person, is getting my hand stuck in a sliding-door at a supermarket. They rescued me in the nick of time. I got my hand stuck down the side, where the doors part back, and if they hadn't got me out I would've lost my armed. I remember being really scared and humiliated about it
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
-South Pacific
Updated On: 9/7/04 at 04:34 AM
