OMG that's so embarrassing!!- Page 3

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:13am

haha!! I love that story.. I wasn't that embarrassed though. I just thought it was peeee related

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:19am

Urinetown post

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:24am

I need one more embarrassing sotry from one of you to keep me going through my summer reading (school's tomorrow!!!)

And.... GO!

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:26am

Did you read mine? It kind of got lost in the blur of all of these urine stories.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:28am

Let's see. Oh yes. Four years ago (when I was a freshman in college), I was in all male singing group and we went to our director's wife's school and sang. A few classes were able to come in the cafeteria and watch us but the rest had to stay in their classes. They had a video camera to let all the other kids watch us sing. After we were done, the kids wanted to sing for us, so we had to get off stage. This FAT guy decided not to take the steps...he would just sit on the stage. I thought other wise and started to go down the stairs. All of sudden the stairs collapsed and I fell HARD on the ground. All the kids laughed and the video camera caught me falling, so the whole school saw it

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:28am

I was in preschool and sneezed. I don't think I had my hand near my mouth. As I sneezed, some kid went "Ewwwww!" And after the sneeze, there was a huge wad of snot on my pants.

Some of these happened so long ago, I don't remember being embarrassed, but I probably was at the time.

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:28am

MEIP!!

So, did the fat guy cause the stairs to break??

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[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:33am

Milk milk lemonade

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[spiderdj82]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:39am

no. If the fat guy would have gone down the stairs, he would have fallen.......but alas, it was me that fell on my patookus

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:54am

i threw up on my teacher the first day of 3rd grade that was embrassing

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 1:58am

A geek at my school blew cracker chunks all over himself in pre-school.

He never returned again!! It's an urban legend to me and my old friends!! lol..

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 2:15am

I once was sick and ran to the nurse but threw up very little in the actual office before I made it on the bathroom. Afterward, i sat down and this girl came in and was ranting and raving "EWWWWWW THATS GROSS!" For a full like 10 minutes and I just sat there, not admitting I was the culprit.

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 2:23am

OMG that's so embarrassing!!! (lol)

[Mythus]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 2:27am

Embarrassing? Hmm, let me think...

Well, it wasn't embarrassing at the time, but once, I fell asleep in math class. No, that's a lie, I fell asleep a lot during math class. One time (I found this out in June), I guess the teacher pointed to me and said, "Everyone, look at Lia," and I was totally conked out. At least they didn't wake me up and laugh, I would've been mortified.

[DollyGirl]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 2:29am

My favorite teacher ever was from Romania.. and he would always tell us to lower our voices so the person sleeping could sleep.. lol, I loved him!!

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 2:50am

this was more embarrasing for the girl but i was embarrased for her. there was this girl who was really interested in me at work. i knew that she was interested but at that time i was seeing someone so i didn't really give it a second thought. one afternoon she steps up to me and introduces herself and invites me to lunch and i figured why not? it was just a friendly lunch. well i meet her for lunch and in the middle of our convo this chick passes gas...and it was lethal! so here i was tryn' to keep my cool and hold my breath with my nose and talking without trying to sound like i had a cold.....damn i was so embarrased for her though, cuz she turned beet red.

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 4:34am

Well, it wasn't embarrasing for me. I had a teacher in my first year who was, like, 300 pounds and I used to have private sessions with her (to brush up my spelling, you dirty thinkers!). One day, she went to sit down on the chair, next to me, and it wheeled out from under her. She fell flat on the ground and there was just this huge "PLOP". Instead of landing rock solid, she shook around like jelly. I couldn't stop laughing. She was swearing and everything. When she picked herself up, her bum was right in my face, and she farted. She resumed the chair, and the session, as normal, but she couldn't, for the life of her, think why I was laughing so much. I couldn't hold it in. I realize there could've been a serious accident, but this was the most weirdest and funniest event of my childhood. The most embarrasing thing that's happened to ME, in person, is getting my hand stuck in a sliding-door at a supermarket. They rescued me in the nick of time. I got my hand stuck down the side, where the doors part back, and if they hadn't got me out I would've lost my armed. I remember being really scared and humiliated about it

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[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 4:52am

How did you get your arm stuck the way the doors go in? I thought you mean where they meet.

[rockfenris2005]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 4:53am

Not directly in the middle where they open and close - but down the sides, where the end of the doors meet when they open (the mechanic parts). I still think it erased a year of my life, LOL

[shira467]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 5:13am

In my freshman class, we were discussing Lysistrata. If you don't know what it's about please look it up, but the short version is that women hold out on sex from their husbands to make them end the war.

So I raise my hand, and say "Is sex so important that the men can't survive a few weeks or a month? After all, many men are celibate by choice, and if not, there's always masturbation. Can't they just deal?"

My male teacher responds to female me, "There's a difference. Trust me."

I don't think I've ever been so mortified...EVER

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 6:22am

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 6:22am

Well first of all--I wouldn't have the gall to say that in class.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 6:23am

Or say masturbation.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 6:23am

To a teacher.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/7/04 at 6:23am

Let alone a male one.