"That program crashed my computer countless times back when I had iPods."
NEVER had a problem with iTunes. Maybe it was your computer.
Not having to receive DVDs in the mail and having to mail them back would sell me on an iTunes option right away.
"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"