#1
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:08am
A picture of Garfield weilding an apple saying "You can't scare me....I teach"
Official Annoying Posters That Teachers Have Quote Thread
#2
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:13am
All of the Garfield ones...
"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival
#3
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:24am
I hate these posters. I want to burn them, but I bet they're flame-resistant. Stupid lamination.
"If you want a friend, be a friend"
"Teamwork"
"No one can do everything but everyone can do something"
"Teamwork!"
"[subject that teacher teaches] is an adventure"
"Teamwork!!"
"If you want a friend, be a friend"
"Teamwork"
"No one can do everything but everyone can do something"
"Teamwork!"
"[subject that teacher teaches] is an adventure"
"Teamwork!!"
#4
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:44am
Britney Spears holding a book. The poster reads:
"I still believe... in READING!"
Makes me sick, it does.
"I still believe... in READING!"
Makes me sick, it does.
"'But do you really mean, sir,' said Peter, 'that there could be other worlds --all over the place, just round the corner-- like that?'
'Nothing is more probable,' said the Professor..."
-The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
'Nothing is more probable,' said the Professor..."
-The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Updated On: 8/11/05 at 12:44 AM
#5
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:56am
The one I have over my desk reads:
"Too Smart To Study. Too Cute To Care"
"Too Smart To Study. Too Cute To Care"
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#6
Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:03am
It took me, like, a minute to understand what this topic meant (I thought 'posters' was referring to people who post here). 
Not really related, but I love the demotivation posters. Those are hilarious. My dad has a few in his office. They're the opposite of the corny, inspirational ones that teachers generally have.
Demotivators
Not really related, but I love the demotivation posters. Those are hilarious. My dad has a few in his office. They're the opposite of the corny, inspirational ones that teachers generally have.
Demotivators
#7
Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:10am
"These days, colleges are looking less at these kinds of letters (Right next to a letterjacket) and more at these (Right next to a report card)"
"Study history....or be history" (Something like that)
"100 Things To Do Instead of Doing Drugs: (Proceeds to list an actual list of 100 things. And teachers chide students for not paying attention.)"
I'm sure I'll find more once school starts. My mind is oddly hazy at the moment...
I did see a good one once, though. It was a flasher standing in front of a university wearing a graduation outfit. And it said...
EXPOSE YOURSELF TO HIGHER EDUCATION
"Study history....or be history" (Something like that)
"100 Things To Do Instead of Doing Drugs: (Proceeds to list an actual list of 100 things. And teachers chide students for not paying attention.)"
I'm sure I'll find more once school starts. My mind is oddly hazy at the moment...
I did see a good one once, though. It was a flasher standing in front of a university wearing a graduation outfit. And it said...
EXPOSE YOURSELF TO HIGHER EDUCATION
#8
Posted: 8/11/05 at 11:46am
"Math is not a spectator sport!"
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#9
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:09pm
"I don't give grades - you earn them!" The official motto of every teacher in my high school. Grrrr.
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!" and other "motivational" things.
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!" and other "motivational" things.
#10
Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:11pm
#1Elphie ... you're right! Those are hilarious; just visited that web site. :)
#13
Posted: 8/11/05 at 5:02pm
"Metaphors Be With You."
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