Official Annoying Posters That Teachers Have Quote Thread

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:08am

A picture of Garfield weilding an apple saying "You can't scare me....I teach"

[Over_the_Moon]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:13am

All of the Garfield ones...

[insomniak]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:24am

I hate these posters. I want to burn them, but I bet they're flame-resistant. Stupid lamination.

"If you want a friend, be a friend"

"Teamwork"

"No one can do everything but everyone can do something"

"Teamwork!"

"[subject that teacher teaches] is an adventure"

"Teamwork!!"

[Ad_Libbing]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:44am

Britney Spears holding a book. The poster reads:

"I still believe... in READING!"

Makes me sick, it does.

Updated On: 8/11/05 at 12:44 AM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:56am

The one I have over my desk reads:

"Too Smart To Study. Too Cute To Care"

[#1Elphie]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:03am

It took me, like, a minute to understand what this topic meant (I thought 'posters' was referring to people who post here).

Not really related, but I love the demotivation posters. Those are hilarious. My dad has a few in his office. They're the opposite of the corny, inspirational ones that teachers generally have.
Demotivators

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:10am

"These days, colleges are looking less at these kinds of letters (Right next to a letterjacket) and more at these (Right next to a report card)"

"Study history....or be history" (Something like that)

"100 Things To Do Instead of Doing Drugs: (Proceeds to list an actual list of 100 things. And teachers chide students for not paying attention.)"

I'm sure I'll find more once school starts. My mind is oddly hazy at the moment...


I did see a good one once, though. It was a flasher standing in front of a university wearing a graduation outfit. And it said...

EXPOSE YOURSELF TO HIGHER EDUCATION

[DoogieB]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 11:46am

"Math is not a spectator sport!"

[lamentingenvelope]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:09pm

"I don't give grades - you earn them!" The official motto of every teacher in my high school. Grrrr.



"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!" and other "motivational" things.

[JbaraFan1]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:11pm

#1Elphie ... you're right! Those are hilarious; just visited that web site. :)

[morosco]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 12:52pm

yuck.

[morosco]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 1:03pm

This site sells demotivational posters!
Despair, Inc.

[DoogieB]

Posted: 8/11/05 at 5:02pm

"Metaphors Be With You."