Oh, Sporti fountain of audition wisdom/summer theatre program audition help

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 3:08pm

Hi everyone! In 1 month I have an audition for a summer theatre program. I am auditioning for straight theatre and musical theatre. I am singing "I've Got the Sun in the Morning" and "Far From the Home I Love" and doing a monologue from A Bird of Prey for my musical theatre audition, but I need one more monologue for the straight theatre audition. It needs to be comedic in order to contrast the one from A Bird of Prey. I am 14 but can play up to 17 at the most, and I am caucasian. I'm more of a character type. I'm more into deadpan type humor, but honestly as long as it's funny I'll do it at this point. Any help would be FABULOUS!

Updated On: 3/20/06 at 03:08 PM

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 7:42pm

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[Sporti2005]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:08pm

hahahahaha, i take it that was to get my attention??

well, well done.

my comedic monologue was the "coat hanger sculpture" monologue from snoopy. it's not the least done ever, but it's not terribly overdone, either. problem: it's not from a play...it's from a musical.

i'll try to rack my brain a little more for you and see what comes up.

OH WAIT!!!!! from "two small fries to go" -- there's a character (mary) who is ALL MONOLOGUE. she does one section about peeing her pants when she meets a rockstar that is honestly HILARIOUS. seriously...i think I almost peed my pants myself.

try to find it....i don't have the script...sorry!

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:19pm

Yes, it was to get your attention, and I am glad to see that I succeeded! Thanks so much, I will definitley look into that.

[Sporti2005]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:20pm

haha, i still can't get over the thread title

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:31pm

Lol, I figured it would work. The play comes with another one act, and I just bought the set!

[Sporti2005]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:37pm

i'm telling you, it's freaking HILARIOUS

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 3/20/06 at 10:38pm

Peeing in your pants is always hilarious...I would know.



JUST KIDDING