Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

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Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:35pm

The Word of God

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#2

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:38pm

Yes, we are crazy. But, ya got a love me!!!!

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#3

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 8:49pm

Spider- You are an exception.

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#4

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:08pm

Was that for real?

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#5

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:12pm

If I give you my other leg to pull...

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#6

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:13pm

But the scary thing is SOME people really do think that way!

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#7

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:33pm

I just ordered the"What Would Jesus Do " thong for myself.

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#8

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:37pm

http://www.theknish.com/ This is for equal time.

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#9

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 9:37pm

that makes both of us...

Go nut huggers!

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#10

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/24/05 at 10:22pm

I'm kinda partial to the Get Your Ass To Church boxer shorts, myself.

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#11

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:09am

Please dont let that have been real.... That's what I have decided. It is not possibly real. Otherwise I have to go punch someone in their throat.

#12

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:13am

I was raised Southern Baptist, and I wouldn't be surprised if it is real!

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#13

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:15am

Hilarious, Matt!

Of course it's not real, people, come on.
"God fails to break his record for killing" - yeesh.

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Word. Word, indeed.

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re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:17am

Hilarious, Matt!

Of course it's not real, people, come on.
"God fails to break his record for killing" - yeesh.

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Word. Word, indeed.

#15

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 8:55am

I'm not a Baptist, but I'm a Christian of another denomination.
But, wow, that is amazing that some of you actually questioned if that was true or not!! Whoever got that together was just a lowlife person with nothing better to do than mock something like this and make it appear as the opposite of what it is!

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#16

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 9:05am

Adamaddict - the sad truth is that parodies only exist because of something already in existence. I understand your uncomfortableness when confronted with such overt mockery - but as someone else pointed out, it does come scarily close to the core truth for some people. Not ALL mind you, but enough to bring about this type of satire.

#17

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:05pm

Oh man, that was great!

I like "theknish.com"

Anyone ever go to http://www.bangitout.com/ ?

I think it's funny.

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#18

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:18pm

Very funny joke - that website. At first, i thought it was a possibility that it was real, then I read the child's letter, and realised that the mispelled words were contrived, and then got down to the "butt-sniffin" part and....well, it was a funny joke.

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re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:30pm

So very true DGrant. I went to high school with people who felt this way, so although I knew it was a joke, there is still a large group of people who have some of those butt-behind backwards bigoted views. And unfortunately, they can create websites too.

#20

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/25/05 at 3:49pm

HAHA...I live in Bible Land...and yes there are people this crazy. Most of them are my cousins :)

#21

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/27/05 at 7:18am

Many of us are overly familiar with this particular idiot's group, but I thought their website so completely illustrated the point I tried to make earlier that I'd include it here. Please note the 'catchphrase' used as their web address, and the fact that they are officially called the 'Westboro BAPTIST Church'.

There are portions of this that seem scarily similar to the parody. Having seen these people in action first-hand, I can assure you they are very real.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html

#22

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/27/05 at 7:37am

Jesus is watching me masturbate? That's kinda hott.

#23

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/27/05 at 7:46am

LoL

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Updated On: 2/27/05 at 07:46 AM

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re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/27/05 at 8:10am

And just because they're referenced in the Jerry Springer musical debacle, here's a fun one from across the pond:

http://www.christianvoice.org.uk/

#25

re: Oh, You Crazy Baptists!

Posted: 2/27/05 at 11:39am

Well, the really scary thing is that the kooky website has links to actual sites filled with hate.
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