Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!

[Borstalboy]

Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#1

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:45pm

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Borstalboy]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#2

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:45pm

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Borstalboy]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#2

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:46pm

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Borstalboy]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#3

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:47pm

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Borstalboy]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#4

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:47pm

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Borstalboy]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#5

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:49pm

And many more!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Elphaba]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#6

Posted: 7/23/08 at 4:52pm

tick-tock, tick-tock....wondering how long it will take this to get deleted, lol

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[StockardFan]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#7

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:02pm

I have no idea, but they are pretty hilarious. Especially the one about Becky.

KFTC!!!!!

[DottieD'Luscia]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#8

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:40pm

As funny as all of those are, don't you get the feeling that these were photoshopped? The Becky one seems obvious (look at the paper that says, "Becky is a big stupid bitch...")

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[tazber]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#9

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:46pm

Photoshopped? Come on, I used the word Cunt in my HS science project too.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 7/23/08 at 05:46 PM

[DottieD'Luscia]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#10

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:47pm

Tazber, how were you graded on that particular project?!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[tazber]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#11

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:49pm

Well, once I explained it was the only time in my life I would ever see one they gave me an A.

....but the world goes 'round

[ExceedinglyPeculiar2]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#12

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:50pm

^Amazing.

"My understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." -- David Mamet on Jeremy Piven's early departure from the cast of Broadway's 'Speed-the-Plow'

[DottieD'Luscia]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#13

Posted: 7/23/08 at 5:53pm

LOL!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[StageManager2]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#14

Posted: 7/23/08 at 6:04pm

Unfortunately, not the only time, taz.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[tazber]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#15

Posted: 7/23/08 at 6:06pm

Oh lord stagey, the story to which you refer is too extreme to ever be posted on this board.

....but the world goes 'round

[StageManager2]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#16

Posted: 7/23/08 at 6:08pm

I was referring to something else.

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

[tazber]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#17

Posted: 7/23/08 at 6:10pm

Oh, you must be referring to my future sister-in-law then.

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 7/23/08 at 06:10 PM

[Mythus]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#18

Posted: 7/23/08 at 6:19pm

The feeling these were Photoshopped? Obviously those were Photoshopped.

[Weez]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#19

Posted: 7/23/08 at 6:36pm

Aside from the obviousness of the photoshopping, there's also a mighty big clue in that they all fit a common theme and have Somethingawful.com in the corners. Always a dead giveaway!

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[DottieD'Luscia]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#20

Posted: 7/23/08 at 7:43pm

OK, I'll admit it; sometimes I'm dense!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[clever name]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#21

Posted: 7/23/08 at 7:59pm

Hardest I have laughed in days!! Thanks Borstalboy.

[Namaste]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#22

Posted: 7/24/08 at 3:31am

I frickin' love these. I wish I was that clever in middle school with my projects.

[Borstalboy]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#23

Posted: 7/25/08 at 5:00pm

Bump!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[clever name]

re: Oh, those kids today: Science Project Pics!!!#24

Posted: 7/25/08 at 5:59pm

Wait, I don't get the Dianetics one.