Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

#1

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 7:44am

I don't mean the Loverboy kind...that would be kind of neat.

I'm talkin' bout the seemingly Bump-It influenced, Flo-wearin', I-wish-I-was-Alice-in-Wonderland HEADBANDS! Like, pushed up halfway on top of the skull? With hanks of hair gathered in the back? I have seen this atrocious look on several gays throughout the summer and it's enough to make me want snatch.

For reference, please look at Zachary Quinto looking uber-douchey at the ANGELS IN AMERICA meet and greet.

Oh, the humanity!

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#2

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:04am

Okay, I just checked out those photos and that is the first time I've seen that look. And I hope it's the last. First we had low-rise, then skinny, then super-skinny, then multiple rubber band head bands and now this. I don't get it. And people think the 80s looked bad? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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#3

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:18am

It just hurts.

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#4

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:30am

Are you saying Zachary Quinto is gay?

#5

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:35am

To paraphrase Scott Thompson:

Oh, I'm not saying he's gaay...I'm just saying I hope he has a good lover.

Someone who can keep it up after viewing that "fashion don't".

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#6

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:38am

heinous

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#7

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:39am

Heh.

Honestly, it doesn't really bug me. If you're going to have longish floppy hair that isn't long enough to put in a ponytail, you gotta have something to keep it out of your face.

#8

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 9:47am

He should consider a haircut next time he has his weekly eyebrow waxing.

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#9

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 10:53am

I think he's simply being utilitarian.....he doesn't want to get hair in his Wheaties. A nice tiara might do the trick also.

#10

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 11:04am

My daughter's boyfriend wears his headband like that..

#11

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 11:13am

There can be a great comfort in knowing your daughter's boyfriend is gay.

#12

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 11:36am

LOL!! thank you, Joe!

It's not skinny like Zachary's, but he wears a black bandana all half way pushed up like that.

..still gay?

#13

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 11:46am

My spinning teacher's daughter's boyfriend is totally gay. But I don't know if he wears a headband.

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#14

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 11:50am

No, but possibly gang related.

My brother isn't gay as far as I know, but he used to wear a metal wire as a headband, when it was hot and he wanted it out of his face. It's slightly more masculine than an elastic headband purchased from the barrettes aisle.

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#15

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:11pm

My friend's son is precious. He's 6'7", blonde and really handsome. He has a mop full of curls that makes him crazy sometimes, so he's been known to grab a headband to keep it out of his eyes. It just makes him more adorable. The young gals swoon.

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#16

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:15pm

My nephew was doing that five years ago. He's straight. Think it started with the skater boy's.

Updated On: 7/30/10 at 12:15 PM

#17

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:18pm

Uncle Somms, your nephew & I have something to tell you....

#18

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:19pm

nope, not that one. but, maybe his brother.

#19

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:22pm

So, should be dub it "the boi-band"?

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#20

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:24pm

We should have a "Gay Nephew" thread. The one I thought for sure was turned out to be a straight republican but I have another one who is.

#21

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:39pm

Honey, straight republican don't mean a THING.

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#22

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 12:41pm

"The one I thought for sure was turned out to be a straight republican"

uh huh

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#23

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 2:43pm

I tend to do that a lot with my sunglasses, but I'm not gay.

#24

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 2:56pm

David can work a headband.

#25

Okay. What's with the gay boys and the headbands?

Posted: 7/30/10 at 3:00pm

I rest my case.