One Midnight Gone! — Page 5

#101

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/22/06 at 6:19pm

At last the mid-day came
I laid my claim
"Oh, don't take away the baby",
They shrieked and screeched
But I did
And I hid her where she'd never be reached
Your father cried
And your mother died
And for extra measure
I admit it was a pleasure
I said, "Sorry, I'm still not mollified"
So I laid a little spell on them
You too, son
That your family tree will always be a barren one...

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"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

#102

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:20am

Don't ask it
a Maiden, alas,
just as unwake-able
what unmistakable agony!

#103

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/23/06 at 12:24am

For more painful than yours!

#104

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/24/06 at 8:05pm

She has skin white as snow
Did you learn her name?
No
There were dwarfs standing guard...

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"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

#105

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/24/06 at 11:56pm

Well that's sick!

#106

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/25/06 at 4:52pm

It's no sicker than your thing with dwarves
Dwarves?
Dwarves are very upsetting...

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"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

#107

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/25/06 at 5:14pm

Not forgetting the tasks unachievable, Mountains unscaleble - If it's conceivable But unbeleiveable, Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...Agony!

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"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#108

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 12:55am

Misery!

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"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#109

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 1:57am

Woe! Oh the torture they teach!

#110

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 2:25am

(You're doing the wrong one courtnyj :) )

Woe! Not to know what you miss!

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"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#111

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 5:35pm

While they lie there for years and you cry on their biers, what unbearable bliss!

#112

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 6:00pm

Agony! That can cut like a knife!

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"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#113

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 10:25pm

I must have her... to wife!

(Not my favorite ITW line)

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"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

#114

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 10:38pm

Anything can happen in the woods--
May I kiss you?
Any moment we could be crushed
Don't feel rushed

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#115

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/26/06 at 10:42pm

What am I doing here? I must be in the wrong story.

#116

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/27/06 at 12:51am

Sorry to interupt this song but bbabe24 - The last line to that was supposed to be "Ah well, back to my wife!" It was the reprise.

Sorry. Continue! :)

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"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#117

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/27/06 at 11:33pm

Opportunity is not a lenghty visitor!

#118

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/28/06 at 12:48am

A servant is not just a dog to a prince!

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"I'm tellin' you, the only times I really feel the presence of God are when I'm having sex and during a great Broadway musical." - Nathan Lane - Jeffrey

#119

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/28/06 at 10:16am

Dwarves are very upsetting...

#120

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/28/06 at 10:21am

Well, that's sick!

#121

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/28/06 at 10:50am

I need your shoe to have a child!

#122

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 11/28/06 at 8:34pm

NathanLaneStalker-- sorry for the faux pas!

Now back to "Moment in the Woods", or at least that's what I think the song is named.

"That was just
Our moment
In the woods
Our moment
Shimmering and
Lovely and sad
Heed the moment
Just be glad
For the moment
That we had
Ev'ry moment
Is a moment
When you're in the woods."

Hope I haven't messed up this time!

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"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

#123

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 12/9/06 at 12:39am

No sicker than your thing with dwarfs!

#124

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 12/9/06 at 10:52pm

Look at that flesh
Pink and plump
Hello, little girl...

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"Crabby old b*tches are the bedrock of this nation." --Mrs. T, Avenue Q

#125

re: One Midnight Gone!

Posted: 12/12/06 at 10:59pm

Agony? Far more painful than yours!