A while back, a gal called a local radio station and said her name was Barbara Terpinas - pronounced "Ter-PEE-nas". Problems arose at work, where her boss would say things like, "Have you met Miss Terpinas?" "I'd like to see Miss Terpinas right away", etc.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
I thought the 'Mike Hunt' joke was the best but this one... wow
"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas." -Danmeg's 10 year old son.