I'll begin.....
Julie woke up late for school and shouted "OH DAMNIT."
"I forgot my prosthetic legs on the bus last night in my drunken haze... what to do now?"
Julie rolled out of her bed and hit her head on the dresser.
Waves of unconsciousness swept over her, and when she came to, she was lying at the bottom of a mossy hill with a man who looked suspiciously like Ian McKellen standing over her, wearing a silky robe, a wizard hat, and very little else.
"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"
Those are sentences, but are they stories?
(Ah, I thought the idea was that the sentences would together form a cohesive story-- stories written one sentence at a time.)
"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"
said the Gandalf-type character, squinting at Julie and wondering how she had gotten there and how he could work a Legolas/legless pun into the sentence without being too overtly offensive.
(got it)
Julie realized now that she was going to be really late for school.
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This is something she didn't want to do because her first period teacher looked like Brad Pitt.
Lost, confused, and still hungover Julie decided to gather her clothes and sprint to class only to realize she was lost and had no bra on.
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Perhaps this could work to her advantage because Professor Pitt might notice her bra-less figure.
Due to her misplaced prosthetic legs, her sprint was more of a rapid bounce which caused her unrestrained breasts to buffet her about the head and shoulders.
(OH... MY...)
As Julie struggled up the hill, the mysterious Gandalf-type character disappeared in a puff of purplish smoke... with the intention of creating a subplot that would distract irritatingly from the main storyline later on in the story.
She ran into Ms. Snatch, the crossing guard, who looked bewildered by Julie's current appearance.
"Bitch...yous craazii" hollered Ms. Snatch/
Staring out between Jessica's prosthetic legs which she held aloft.
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