One sentence stories!

#1

One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:26pm

I'll begin.....

Julie woke up late for school and shouted "OH DAMNIT."

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#2

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:47pm

"I forgot my prosthetic legs on the bus last night in my drunken haze... what to do now?"

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#3

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:51pm

Julie rolled out of her bed and hit her head on the dresser.

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#4

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:53pm

Waves of unconsciousness swept over her, and when she came to, she was lying at the bottom of a mossy hill with a man who looked suspiciously like Ian McKellen standing over her, wearing a silky robe, a wizard hat, and very little else.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#5

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:56pm

"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#6

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:57pm

Those are sentences, but are they stories?

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#7

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:59pm

(Ah, I thought the idea was that the sentences would together form a cohesive story-- stories written one sentence at a time.)

"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"

said the Gandalf-type character, squinting at Julie and wondering how she had gotten there and how he could work a Legolas/legless pun into the sentence without being too overtly offensive.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#8

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 8:00pm

(got it)

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#9

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 8:04pm

Julie realized now that she was going to be really late for school.

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#10

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 9:16pm

This is something she didn't want to do because her first period teacher looked like Brad Pitt.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#11

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/17/09 at 10:44pm

Lost, confused, and still hungover Julie decided to gather her clothes and sprint to class only to realize she was lost and had no bra on.

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#12

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/18/09 at 3:29pm

Perhaps this could work to her advantage because Professor Pitt might notice her bra-less figure.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#13

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/18/09 at 3:53pm

Due to her misplaced prosthetic legs, her sprint was more of a rapid bounce which caused her unrestrained breasts to buffet her about the head and shoulders.

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

#14

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/18/09 at 5:25pm

(OH... MY...)

As Julie struggled up the hill, the mysterious Gandalf-type character disappeared in a puff of purplish smoke... with the intention of creating a subplot that would distract irritatingly from the main storyline later on in the story.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#15

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/19/09 at 7:02am

She ran into Ms. Snatch, the crossing guard, who looked bewildered by Julie's current appearance.

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"Love the Art in Yourself. Not Yourself in the Art." -- Stanislavski

#16

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/19/09 at 2:51pm

"Bitch...yous craazii" hollered Ms. Snatch/

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I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"

#17

re: One sentence stories!

Posted: 5/20/09 at 12:18pm

Staring out between Jessica's prosthetic legs which she held aloft.

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Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!