One sentence stories!

[BroadwayBoy2]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:26pm

I'll begin.....

Julie woke up late for school and shouted "OH DAMNIT."

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:47pm

"I forgot my prosthetic legs on the bus last night in my drunken haze... what to do now?"

[BroadwayBoy2]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:51pm

Julie rolled out of her bed and hit her head on the dresser.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:53pm

Waves of unconsciousness swept over her, and when she came to, she was lying at the bottom of a mossy hill with a man who looked suspiciously like Ian McKellen standing over her, wearing a silky robe, a wizard hat, and very little else.

[BroadwayBoy2]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:56pm

"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"

[NYadgal]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:57pm

Those are sentences, but are they stories?

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:59pm

(Ah, I thought the idea was that the sentences would together form a cohesive story-- stories written one sentence at a time.)

"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"

said the Gandalf-type character, squinting at Julie and wondering how she had gotten there and how he could work a Legolas/legless pun into the sentence without being too overtly offensive.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 8:00pm

(got it)

[BroadwayBoy2]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 8:04pm

Julie realized now that she was going to be really late for school.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 9:16pm

This is something she didn't want to do because her first period teacher looked like Brad Pitt.

[BroadwayBoy2]

Posted: 5/17/09 at 10:44pm

Lost, confused, and still hungover Julie decided to gather her clothes and sprint to class only to realize she was lost and had no bra on.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/18/09 at 3:29pm

Perhaps this could work to her advantage because Professor Pitt might notice her bra-less figure.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 5/18/09 at 3:53pm

Due to her misplaced prosthetic legs, her sprint was more of a rapid bounce which caused her unrestrained breasts to buffet her about the head and shoulders.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 5/18/09 at 5:25pm

(OH... MY...)

As Julie struggled up the hill, the mysterious Gandalf-type character disappeared in a puff of purplish smoke... with the intention of creating a subplot that would distract irritatingly from the main storyline later on in the story.

[bschneid76]

Posted: 5/19/09 at 7:02am

She ran into Ms. Snatch, the crossing guard, who looked bewildered by Julie's current appearance.

[BroadwayBoy2]

Posted: 5/19/09 at 2:51pm

"Bitch...yous craazii" hollered Ms. Snatch/

[SNAFU]

Posted: 5/20/09 at 12:18pm

Staring out between Jessica's prosthetic legs which she held aloft.