One sentence stories!
One sentence stories!
#1One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:26pm
I'll begin.....
Julie woke up late for school and shouted "OH DAMNIT."
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#2re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:47pm"I forgot my prosthetic legs on the bus last night in my drunken haze... what to do now?"
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#2re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:51pmJulie rolled out of her bed and hit her head on the dresser.
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#3re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:53pmWaves of unconsciousness swept over her, and when she came to, she was lying at the bottom of a mossy hill with a man who looked suspiciously like Ian McKellen standing over her, wearing a silky robe, a wizard hat, and very little else.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#4re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:56pm"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#5re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:57pmThose are sentences, but are they stories?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#6re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 7:59pm
(Ah, I thought the idea was that the sentences would together form a cohesive story-- stories written one sentence at a time.)
"Thats the last time I do shots with Lin-Manuel Miranda"
said the Gandalf-type character, squinting at Julie and wondering how she had gotten there and how he could work a Legolas/legless pun into the sentence without being too overtly offensive.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#7re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 8:00pm(got it)
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#8re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 8:04pmJulie realized now that she was going to be really late for school.
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#9re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 9:16pmThis is something she didn't want to do because her first period teacher looked like Brad Pitt.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#10re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/17/09 at 10:44pmLost, confused, and still hungover Julie decided to gather her clothes and sprint to class only to realize she was lost and had no bra on.
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#11re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/18/09 at 3:29pmPerhaps this could work to her advantage because Professor Pitt might notice her bra-less figure.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#12re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/18/09 at 3:53pmDue to her misplaced prosthetic legs, her sprint was more of a rapid bounce which caused her unrestrained breasts to buffet her about the head and shoulders.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#13re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/18/09 at 5:25pm
(OH... MY...)
As Julie struggled up the hill, the mysterious Gandalf-type character disappeared in a puff of purplish smoke... with the intention of creating a subplot that would distract irritatingly from the main storyline later on in the story.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy
#14re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/19/09 at 7:02amShe ran into Ms. Snatch, the crossing guard, who looked bewildered by Julie's current appearance.
"Love the Art in Yourself. Not Yourself in the Art." -- Stanislavski
#15re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/19/09 at 2:51pm"Bitch...yous craazii" hollered Ms. Snatch/
I'll have them clawing at eachother, like drag queens at a wig sale"
#16re: One sentence stories!
Posted: 5/20/09 at 12:18pmStaring out between Jessica's prosthetic legs which she held aloft.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
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