Oprah has ISSUES.
Oprah has ISSUES.
Oprah has ISSUES.#0
Posted: 5/9/05 at 4:21pm
O_O
I can't believe that show is about her dog.
I love my dog too, but that's taking it to the extreem.
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re: Oprah has ISSUES.#1
Posted: 5/9/05 at 4:35pmum, what did she do?
Joined: 12/31/69
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#2
Posted: 5/9/05 at 4:54pm
I missed Oprah (as usual, through judicious avoidance).
What did she confess to? Did she have that creepy "Single older woman and her dog" vibe around her? Was Stedman there? Did he look totally humiliated?
I picture Oprah like that woman in "Serial Mom" who'd rub peanut butter all over her feet and have her dog lick it off.
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#3
Posted: 5/9/05 at 5:03pm
Two weeks ago, there was this episode trailer about some "big family secret" about her "daughter who has problems" and Oprah feels like it's "all her fault"
it's all about her dog with "low self esteem" (honestly, how can you tell that about your dog?)
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#4
Posted: 5/9/05 at 5:05pm
Well, in defense of the pooch, animals CAN be depressed, and actually can have pretty similar psychological problems to humans. Being so colloquial as "low self-esteem" is hard to prove, per se, but it could happen.
Though, that's a bit dramatic.
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#5
Posted: 5/9/05 at 5:10pmI know they can be depressed, but I still thnk Oprah was taking it too far...
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Joined: 12/31/69
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#7
Posted: 5/9/05 at 5:34pmI love Cesar Milan...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#8
Posted: 5/9/05 at 5:35pmI didn't mind the episode, it was basically just about her socializing and training her dog, but the ads leading up to it were lame.
Joined: 12/31/69
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#9
Posted: 5/9/05 at 5:53pmA Dog has low self-esteem? Dogs will eat dirty diapers they dug out of the trash. They sure OUGHT to have low self-esteem!
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#10
Posted: 5/9/05 at 6:34pm
I love dogs and all...
JoeKV99, your line was damn funny!!
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#11
Posted: 5/9/05 at 7:05pm
Oh my god, it really WAS about her dog?
That's just sad.
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#12
Posted: 5/9/05 at 8:17pmshe must REALLY be getting out of show ides if she resorts to this.
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#13
Posted: 5/9/05 at 8:24pm
I have a conftion to make!!!!
i am a 14 year old guy that likes oprah!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#14
Posted: 5/9/05 at 8:37pmYEah...that whole dog thing kind of creeps me out. Like, she's comparing the value of humans to the value of dogs...and not in a good way.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#15
Posted: 5/9/05 at 8:43pmGeez. Next thing you know, she'll be coming online and posting pictures of her dog in a special thread.
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#16
Posted: 5/9/05 at 8:59pmIflit..do you really think any person in their right mind would really post pictures of their dog on a message board? Not anyone who has won a prestigious award would...that's just silly.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#17
Posted: 5/9/05 at 9:29pmI'm always amazed that anyone actually watches that show. No reason, other than I don't believe I've ever seen it. Can't imagine ever watching it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#18
Posted: 5/10/05 at 1:21amI LOVE OPRAH. I think part of her appeal to me.. is... that I wish I was she.
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#19
Posted: 5/10/05 at 1:23amYes...but do you wish you were one of those poor dogs of hers?
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#20
Posted: 5/10/05 at 7:04amI was bored out of my mind yesterday when it was on and happened to be flipping chanels and there it was - I didn't find it all that strange - her show can't ALWAYS be about relevant social issues - and besides, dogs have problems to! If her dog is the closest she ever comes to having children, is it such a bad thing that she wants the dog to be healthy and happy? I think not. AND it could help others with the same issues.
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#21
Posted: 5/10/05 at 7:55amLOL !!!! I thought you wrote that her dog was in the closet...more coffee for me !!!
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#22
Posted: 5/10/05 at 10:12amwell...people speculate the Stedman is, so why shouldn't the dog be also?LOl.....
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#23
Posted: 5/10/05 at 10:15amIsn't Stedman dating Star Jones' hubby?
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
re: Oprah has ISSUES.#24
Posted: 5/10/05 at 10:21amI almost died laughing yesterday when Star was talking about how if you're emotionally intimate with someone outside of your relationship you're cheating, and Joy said "what if the person you're intimate with is a gay man?"
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