PIP MOVED INTO MY APARTMENT TODAY!!!

My online romance has moved to the next step...

I am happy to announce that Pip has moved in!!! Thanks to everyone for your well wishes!

Love,
Sammy & Pip

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Do you think it is a smart thing for a Ho to move in with her Pimp? I would think about that long and hard...

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Sammy,
Wont Gladys be missing her PIP?

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Sammy and PIP.

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Updated On: 4/14/05 at 12:10 PM

Dame, where did you find that photo? I hope you don't get your hands on our nude photos.

Love,
Sammy & Pip

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Let's post 10 pages of songs while we all wink at each other knowingly.

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Just don't squash him.

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Sammy,
You weren't suppose to take the blue pill till after 6 pm.

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EDIT: I stand by every word I wrote earlier, however I am removing the post because I don't wish to continue the conversation.

Here's to Pip and Glitz!

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Updated On: 4/14/05 at 12:32 PM

Baby, after looking at that picture up there, maybe you should try skipping the syrup.

And the pancakes, for that matter.

[1st Verse]
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

[2nd Verse]
She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth

[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

[3rd Verse]
For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law Was On Her Side
But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
(Do Think Twice)

[4th Verse]
She Told My Baby We'd Danced 'Till Three
Then She Looked At Me
Then Showed A Photo My Baby Cried
His Eyes Looked Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby

[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room

[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
She Says I Am The One
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

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oh Lord. Mikey, we know Billie Jean ain't your lover because she's FEMALE!

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Updated On: 4/14/05 at 12:46 PM