Palin to meet with Afghan president

[supportivemom]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 10:36pm

Saw on Fox News that Sarah Palin is set to meet with Afghan president. Wow- 2 months before the election. Now she is going to say that she has foreign policy experience! Other than the fact that she is running with McCain- what is the purpose of this meeting?

Posted: 9/20/08 at 10:39pm

"I'm doin what now? Oh fer cry-aye! I thought John said he wanted me to make an Afghan for the president!"

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 10:44pm

"Awful lot of brown people here"

"Why are you do dark? You know you shouldn't stay on the tanning bed that long." Updated On: 9/20/08 at 10:44 PM

Posted: 9/20/08 at 10:55pm

"You folks here in Afghania are sooo lucky! In Alaska, where I come from, you can get the taxpayers to buy you a tanning bed and install it at the Governor's mansion and STILL not look HALF as tan as you!

Hey, do you Afghaners know what the difference is between a hockey mom and a pit bull...wait...you all have hockey moms here, right? No? What about Pit bulls. No, it's a dog. Oh fer pete's sake ferget the whole thing. Somebody go get me a Tab!"

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 10:57pm

But what is funny and a little sad is that we know she'll end up saying something like that.

[supportivemom]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 11:12pm

Saw the ticker tape on CNN- of course she's not going to Afghanistan- she's meeting with him in New York! Your responses have been hilarious!

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 11:15pm

Why to be a boner shrinker. Not the best choice of words, but I thought it was funny.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 11:51pm

Ife alwase thought yer dawgss lookt a little gyay. But I'm not gonna judge peepul who think the dawgss er born thyat way.

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 11:55pm

Does your dog bark with a lisp?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/20/08 at 11:58pm

Yes. But he can pronounce "nuclear" correctly.

[NGD2225]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 12:00am

Well that's not ****ing good enough!!!! Is it a advocate of Abstinence Only?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 12:03am

I had his nuts removed, which would have been a good idea for Levi, no? It's not too late!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 12:22am

I had dinner with friends tonight who lived in Alaska (not by choice) for a few years.

They said Wasilla was the town where you would stop--to eat at the Arby's--on your way to Anchorage.

Isn't that perfect?

Posted: 9/21/08 at 11:46am

"I can't wait to meet the President of Afghan in Noo York City! Do you think we can have lunch at the Planet Hollywood? I always wanted to go there! I love the Arbys but you can't eat it every day, y'know! I tell Todd, every once in a while I deserve a fancy night out!"

[Jon]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 11:55am

"Afghans are fancy dogs for them Elite East Coast Intellectuals. Pit bulls are for REAL Americans!" - S. Palin

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 12:08pm

I love when Joe pulls out the old "fer cry-aye"

These are great everyone!

Posted: 9/21/08 at 5:56pm

It does pain me, for my beloved "Aunt" Marge used to bust out the "Oh fer Cry Aye" whenever things weren't going well in her weekly card game with my parents. It just seems like something the moosehunter mom would say.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 6:08pm

I don't know why I find it so funny....I just do!

[Auggie27]

Posted: 9/21/08 at 6:59pm

Oh come on, this is straight out of FOREIGN POLICY STREET CRED IN 4O DAYS. Chapter 4, "Have your picture taken with people in long cotten clothing." After Chapter 3, "Drop the name Henry Kissenger to anyone who will listen, and have lunch at or at least near the U.N. Order your sandwich on pita bread, even if you scrape out the chicken salad and eat it with a plastic fork when no one's looking." I'm telling you, this is textbook stuff.