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#1

Panties or Thong?

Come on, people... fess up.
Hamlet's father.
#2

re: Panties or Thong?

Panties. I hate butt floss.
#3

re: Panties or Thong?

no poetry in honor of the Panty or the Thong?

I will confess when the Bard of BWW composes another sonnet in honor of the lacy lingerie...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#5

re: Panties or Thong?

does it really matter what we wear?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#6

re: Panties or Thong?

As I wander through the festive mall,
I see on the rears of the shopping masses,
Lines denoting where the panties fall,
On their round and cheeky bouncing asses.

I think to myself what delight, how fine,
Residing beneath that polymer blend,
But hark on that bum there is no line,
what could be smoother than that fine rear-end?

I look with a squint,
I disguise a quick stare.
Up near the top I see a glint,
just peeking o'er, a sequin's glare.

A gold-sequined thong comprises her scanties,
It seems this goddess wears no normal panties.

UPDATED TO SAY: It's the best I can do on a first (OK second) pass.
Hamlet's father.

Updated On: 12/2/04 at 02:09 PM

#7

re: Panties or Thong?

yes. what one wears makes taking it off the more fun....
#8

re: Panties or Thong?

Well cookie, since when did you want to help ladies out of their under-garments?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#9

re: Panties or Thong?

No, no, what one DRINKS makes taking it off the more fun.
#10

re: Panties or Thong?

more fun or more easy JP?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#11

re: Panties or Thong?

*cough* re: Panties or Thong? No threadjacking.
Hamlet's father.
#12

re: Panties or Thong?

Chill CK, we were still discussing panties.. so not technically a thread jack..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14

re: Panties or Thong?

I could sooo rat you out beacon.. But that could open a very odd can of worms..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#15

re: Panties or Thong?

*throwing flowers at the feet of the Bard of BWW*

Bravo to ckeaton!

Now, as promised: I wear gold-sequined thongs, of course!


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#16

re: Panties or Thong?

Addy: Gold Sequined? That would be irritating!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
#17

re: Panties or Thong?

bikini panties with lace. Again, I have yet to find a guy to appreciate them. re: Panties or Thong?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#18

re: Panties or Thong?

If only the sonnet form allowed another few lines... I would have continued on about the
"glorious irritation" of said undies.

Thank you Addy. You're becoming my muse.
Hamlet's father.
#19

re: Panties or Thong?

careful with the gold sequins, Addy. You might find them in strange places...
#20

re: Panties or Thong?

I appreciate them Tiff, if only in concept.
Hamlet's father.
#21

re: Panties or Thong?

Much ado about Panties... and let us sing the praises of such glorious irritations!

When not enjoying sequins, satin and lace are worthy of wear.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#22

re: Panties or Thong?

what, no glitter?
#23

re: Panties or Thong?

I hate panty lines...
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#24

re: Panties or Thong?

Panty lines are a fashion DON'T

And glitter is the treasure one finds...well...nevermind. re: Panties or Thong?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#25

re: Panties or Thong?

HAHAHA Addy, I almost spit soda all over my computer lol

Umm... Thong. I don't think I even own any 'panties' anymore. Maybe a few pairs of lace boy shorts re: Panties or Thong?
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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