Panties or Thong?
Panties or Thong?
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#2re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 1:53pm
no poetry in honor of the Panty or the Thong?
I will confess when the Bard of BWW composes another sonnet in honor of the lacy lingerie...
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#4re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:05pm
does it really matter what we wear?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:09pm
As I wander through the festive mall,
I see on the rears of the shopping masses,
Lines denoting where the panties fall,
On their round and cheeky bouncing asses.
I think to myself what delight, how fine,
Residing beneath that polymer blend,
But hark on that bum there is no line,
what could be smoother than that fine rear-end?
I look with a squint,
I disguise a quick stare.
Up near the top I see a glint,
just peeking o'er, a sequin's glare.
A gold-sequined thong comprises her scanties,
It seems this goddess wears no normal panties.
UPDATED TO SAY: It's the best I can do on a first (OK second) pass.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#6re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:15pmyes. what one wears makes taking it off the more fun....
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#7re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:18pm
Well cookie, since when did you want to help ladies out of their under-garments?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#8re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:18pm
No, no, what one DRINKS makes taking it off the more fun.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#9re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:21pm
more fun or more easy JP?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#11re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:41pm
Chill CK, we were still discussing panties.. so not technically a thread jack..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#12re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:48pmneither...
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camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#13re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:49pm
I could sooo rat you out beacon.. But that could open a very odd can of worms..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#14re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:51pm
*throwing flowers at the feet of the Bard of BWW*
Bravo to ckeaton!
Now, as promised: I wear gold-sequined thongs, of course!
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#15re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:54pmAddy: Gold Sequined? That would be irritating!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#16re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:57pm
bikini panties with lace. Again, I have yet to find a guy to appreciate them. 
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#17re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 2:57pm
If only the sonnet form allowed another few lines... I would have continued on about the
"glorious irritation" of said undies.
Thank you Addy. You're becoming my muse.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#18re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 3:00pmcareful with the gold sequins, Addy. You might find them in strange places...
#19re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 3:06pmI appreciate them Tiff, if only in concept.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#20re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 3:45pm
Much ado about Panties... and let us sing the praises of such glorious irritations!
When not enjoying sequins, satin and lace are worthy of wear.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#22re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 4:24pmI hate panty lines...
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#23re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 4:26pm
Panty lines are a fashion DON'T
And glitter is the treasure one finds...well...nevermind. 
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#24re: Panties or Thong?
Posted: 12/2/04 at 4:28pm
HAHAHA Addy, I almost spit soda all over my computer lol
Umm... Thong. I don't think I even own any 'panties' anymore. Maybe a few pairs of lace boy shorts 
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