Me neither. It's worse than plain white rice.
I was shocked when I went to Italy and found out Alfredo is actually an American creation without an authentic Italian counterpart - but then I was introduced to Carbonara, and everything was right in the world!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell