She is a classic.
"I must add, the first 2 e-mails I received after the New York Times article were hate mail from... men. I say, wait till they tell you to drop trou, and massage your testicles to see if you're holding."
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.