People are unbelievable...

[Aigoo]

People are unbelievable...#0

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:31am

From Myspace:

[On tha fone]

Boy: baby we need to talk

Girl: ricardo, wat do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving....

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this.

[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..

Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]

Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.

Girl: ****tear (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter her gave her]

It says.....

Erika,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. F*CK, I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Ricardo

[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Ricardo left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket,

It says.

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...

-Ricardo]

Girl: omg its a letter, Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Ricardo wa dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a msg. "Its Ricardo, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 ueverything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!!

[...he eventually finds out wut happend, and also kills himself...]

If you think this story is sad, then RE-POST!!!
...Sumtimes ppl lose tha one they love, make sure u tell that special sum1 that u love them. Or sumthing bad could happen..















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Do people honestly expect me to go all sentimental and gushy over some sappy suicide story that doesn't even take the time to put proper spelling and grammar? I mean..."tha"? Really? It only takes a liiiiiiiiiitttlle bit more streeettcchh to go over there on that gosh-darn long keyboard and grab that "e" instead of the "a". Honestly. You know what's even crueler? All those pixels that have just been wasted because of that silly post.

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[One Song Glory]

re: People are unbelievable...#1

Posted: 7/13/05 at 8:44am

That was...interesting. A bit sad I guess.

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[bwaysinger]

re: People are unbelievable...#2

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:30am

Tha sad part? Thu gramma!

[NYadgal]

re: People are unbelievable...#3

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:37am

Suicide stories are never sappy. They are tragic.

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[Mister Matt]

re: People are unbelievable...#4

Posted: 7/13/05 at 9:46am

It sounds like the work of a teenager who probably uses the bad grammar to be trendy in some way. Everything about it is immature and teen angsty. Not sure why you posted it here.

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[Elphaba]

re: People are unbelievable...#5

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:15am

I'm 95% sure if you searched snopes.com, you'd find this is only an urban legend

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[Aigoo]

re: People are unbelievable...#6

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:23am

Maybe it was wrong of me to assume right away that this was a joke, but if you're going to TRY to be convincing, at least maybe put in a "the"? Or two?

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[oxdreaminxo]

re: People are unbelievable...#7

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:29am

*grumble* Learn to spell *grumble* I can't stand when people type like that. Is it really that hard to type out 'you' or 'the' or use an 's' instead of a 'z'? I have heard so many of those things before, they are pointless. It's like a twisted teenage Romeo and Juliet thing. I agree Aigoo, it's a waste of pixels.

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[EverythingIsRENT]

re: People are unbelievable...#8

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:45am

Who the hell sat down and took the time to write ALL that crap!?!?! jeez, that was so dumb.

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[Aigoo]

re: People are unbelievable...#9

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:50am

At least they took the time to type out "girl" and "boy". If they abbreviated it to "G" and "B", people might get confused and think it was Greg and Bob, or Gertrude and Bethany or something.

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