"Personnel? That's for assholes!!!"
"Personnel? That's for assholes!!!"
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#0"Personnel? That's for assholes!!!"
Posted: 7/25/05 at 7:27pm
...said Clint Eastwood in one of his inumerable 'Dirty Harry' movies, THE ENFORCER (1976).
Don't you just loooove those clever guys in Human Resources?
C'mon, post your worshiping remarks for those folks who count your sick days and send out those form rejection letters!
BTW, if YOU work in HR, Clint AND I both humbly apologize... 
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Updated On: 7/25/05 at 07:27 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Split Personalities? That's for assholes!!!'
Posted: 7/25/05 at 8:49pm
M_E, as you know I am someone in "personnel." In that capacity I can say that the general workplace is no place for the likes of someone with your personality disorders. You should be in a sterile environment where you can do no harn to yourself and to others.
We know that you tried to dupe the other members of BWW by pretending to be the "Hi, I'm New!" poster, JMM, a supposedly recent high school graduate. What was that meant to accomplish? Only a fool would take you, and your trivial pursuits, seriously after the public meltdown you've had today.
You continue to demonstrate why you should be highly sedated.
Moderator, or not, I can, no, I will say that you are one very sick person.
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#3re: Split Personalities? That's for assholes!!!'
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:13pmWait. There was a meltdown?
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#4mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:25pmnow, there she is with a kidney in each hand and a smile on her face ready to sing kumbaya. gather round chill'uns.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:32pm"Oh Lord...Kumbaya"..everyone !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:34pmonly if you hold my hand, boobsy.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#7mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:35pmPapa....you know I'll hold more than you hand when we're in a circle.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:36pm
careful, kiddo, mama mambo's been practicing her knife throwing again, ya daggone serial groper.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:39pm
mama mambo would never pull a Lorena on me...we understand each other.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#10mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:40pmyeah, you're a coupla cunning linguists.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#11mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 9:48pmI'll always love my Mama.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Joshua488
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/29/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#13mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 10:16pm
What's this scene from:
the character is slapped in the face and with each slap comes an alternating name...till finally we realize they were always the same person?
Seriously....oh, it'll come to me...
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#14mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 10:19pmAll about Eve?
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#15mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 10:19pm
Whoops, double post
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
Updated On: 7/25/05 at 10:19 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#16mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/25/05 at 11:16pm
"Chinatown"
Where Faye Dunaway is slapped by Jack Nicholson...
Evelyn Mulwray: She's my daughter.
[Gittes slaps Evelyn]
Jake Gittes: I said I want the truth!
Evelyn Mulwray: She's my sister...
[slap]
Evelyn Mulwray: She's my daughter...
[slap]
Evelyn Mulwray: My sister, my daughter.
[More slaps]
Jake Gittes: I said I want the truth!
Evelyn Mulwray: She's my sister AND my daughter!
So twisted...
sassypanz
Broadway Star Joined: 1/20/05
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#18mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/26/05 at 12:35amWhat does MFE stand for?
PEACE.
etoile
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/2/03
#19mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/26/05 at 1:11am
"What does MFE stand for?"
I have a guess.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.
Jokerman
Swing Joined: 7/25/05
#21mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/26/05 at 8:03amBelieve it or not, my mother was a personnel director for ten years. Back before it was called "Human Resources".
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#22mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/26/05 at 10:16am
I feel compelled to say I LOVE MARY-ETHEL! I'm so glad she's back- you NEVER know what the next post will be- 1930's hit parade? Clint Eastwood? Organ transplants?
I love her even if she's insane! I love her even if she pretended to be a high school boy (Who hasn't?)! I love her even if she drives Jose to distraction. I love her!
I love Papa, and he votes REPUBLICAN (ewww!)!!!
I'm just all full of love today!
#23mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/26/05 at 11:11amit's not just today, joe. i've always had a sneaking suspicion that you were a hunka-hunka burnin' love.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#24mfe's an asshole?? with no personality??
Posted: 7/26/05 at 11:19amMe too! I'm burning, too! I'm so full, I'm practically vomiting love, I swear!
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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