Petition to Stop Ashlee Simpson- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:58pm

That's your M.O., Rath. Devoid of any clever thoughts of your own, you appeal to the vanity of the people who are cleverer than you are. Of course Popa joined right in.

My POINT (the one you just can't face because it is the truest of the many true points I have made about you in this thread) is that you are a threadjacker, and you're an uninteresting one at that. If only you could have had a teeny spark of originality and started a NEW thread that said something along the lines of "say, JohnPopa made a reference to the Surreal Life in another thread and I got to thinking [editor's note: I know that's not likely but just go along with this as a theoretical construct] about how much fun it might be to cast a Broadway related edition of that show...."

But no. You're just not thoughtful that way. So, continue to jack away, rathnait, it is, after all, what you do.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:58pm

Wait a second...why are we petitioning her? What is so wrong?


Shows how much I pay attention to non-Broadway related topics.



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[sweetiedarlinmia]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 4:59pm

I didnt say this in my review, but Audra made a slight crack on Ashlee Simpson in her concert. I laughed, loud. So did everyone else. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:02pm

For your information Namo, I did read it, and all the original post said was that Rathnait's going to love this and linked me to a petition, which I did not clicked. I kept on reading, and found the Surreal Life thing to be interesting so I joined in on the fun.

I'd rather be like my Auntie Rathnait then be a stuffed shirt like yourself.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:04pm

I'd much prefer that you would be too.

[jacobtsf]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:33pm

Here's a good quote from the petition:

"she should be a stripper instead"

[millie_dillmount]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:34pm

Ah, let the girl have her fun now. No one is going to care for her in 5 years.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:37pm

Years?

The petition is fun, too. And the comments frequently hilarious.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:39pm

We can't wait that long!!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:40pm

I like this quote, gentle but honest, as I have been with Rathnait:

"I´m sorry ,but should you do another thing? you´re not a good singer.. thanks"

[sweetiedarlinmia]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:45pm

My jaw fell when I saw that around 87,922 people had already signed. Dang!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:46pm

Hard to believe if this is the only website you read, but there really ARE that many people with senses of humor in the world.

[Kimmygonbefamous]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:52pm

Wow...I hope for the sake of her self-esteem, Ashlee never reads this thing, because it gets just a little nasty. On second thought...tough love never really hurt anyone.

My favorite quote: "Hello sweetheart, it's your mother. You know we support you in everything you do but maybe its time to give up singing and pursue your second love, bukkake."

Oh, and an aside: Rath and Namo, please don't ever get angry at me for any reason, because I don't think I'm intelligent or articulate enough to defend myself...*innocent face* You guys fight "wit da bigg wurds".

[sweetiedarlinmia]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:57pm

edited because my irritability level is at an all time high and there is no need for me to spread it. Updated On: 1/19/05 at 05:57 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 5:58pm

Actually what is there to pick on? Your choice of quotes was hilarious, made me LOL, and managed to stay ON TOPIC.

I'm a fan of this one: "I am so tired of seeing talentless 'artists' picked up for their ability to be marketed. I never thought I'd say that I'd rather hear the stupid Simpson sing. Where's MY RECORD DEAL? I can burp in 4 octaves!!! Cosmo can paint me hot!!!"

Updated On: 1/19/05 at 05:58 PM

[Joyousinger03]

Posted: 1/24/05 at 1:53pm

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! YOU OUTTA BE A SHAME OF YOURSELVES! Why on earth would you want to even start a petition to stop Ashlee? Why not start one of someone who is a bad influence on children. Ashlee is one of the best singers out there. I've been a fan of hers since 7th Heaven and she is very talented and I am looking forward to what happens next. How would all of y'all feel if you have a record deal like her and you ended up lip syncing because your doctor told you not to sing for a few days or so. Then you had to perform that same day or the next day and voice over messed up. How would you feel if everyone started to boo you and trash you on the internet, TV, magazines, and anything else where people read? I can't personally even imagine how she feels when everyone trashes her. No one knows how she feels away from the media and you know that she will never show it. Don't forget she is also human and do make mistakes. All famous people are humans no one is perfect. All this bad mouthing, petition trashing things that y’all are doing to this poor girl is y’all expect her to be perfect. For your information a lot of singers uses voice over when they have doctors orders or they are too sick to sing but those are the singers who put there fans before there own health. Those are the singers I have the up most respect for and I hope that others take after them too.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:17pm

Awww, Britney found us! Hey, girl!

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:26pm

Maybe Joyoussinger was slamming Ashleee too in whatever language they were actually speaking.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:29pm

JohnPopa, I don't know if you are aware, but I actually have some knowledge of Illiterate Teenspeak. I can't speak it myself all that well, but I have a good understanding. This one is actually not bashing Ashlee, but asking us to leave her alone and focus on such as child molesters instead.

[VIETgrlTerifa]

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:32pm

No, Joyoussinger. We don't want her to be perfect, but if she's going to sing live in front people and on live tv, we expect her to have some sort of talent...or at least give us better lyrics than making her want to la la.

BTW, no person with half a brain or more would openly admit that they love 7th Heaven.

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:38pm

That is simply the greatest post in the history of the internet. If it weren't so long, I'd make it my sig. Lord knows, an abridged version wouldn't quite capture the magic like the full version does.