I rarely smoke nowadays, but back in College I was always very productive when I was high. I'd always be at my buddies house and I'd clean the whole damn place for him (okay, it took me 6 hours but it got done). Once I made a Lemon Meringue pie. The custard didn't hold that well, but it was damn tasty. At least thats what we thought...
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert