Please help now!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:23pm

I am a Lesbian Scientologist, mojito guzzling, Minnelli maniac, awesome Wicked fan, prayer fiend, cruel, wounded child, takes antidepressants iso same. Object: Matrimony.

[CapnHook]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:29pm

Rosie O'Donnell?

OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:29pm

I'll help you. But... I'm gay, martini guzzling, cher loving, not into wicked, doesn't pray, doesn't want children and I take all the pills I need.

How's that work out?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:54pm

Captain, Ilove Cher and can't have children. I will put you on my list.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:56pm

Yenta, my lawyer is drawing up the papers as I type this. How DARE you usurp my identity on a message board!!!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:59pm

YAY!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 6:56pm

Rath........I have had to deal with many false accusations on this board lately. Assuming your identity is not one of them BTW......I maxxed out your credit card at the mall today.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 6:57pm

Oh, you must have bought a Cinnabon and a pair of socks. Well, hope you enjoy.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:02pm

No Rath.you could only afford one sock. I will never know the joy of socks.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:04pm

Looks like you picked the wrong identity to steal. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:11pm

My luck! Last time I stole Donald Trump's Social Security card and was fired from 3 jobs.

[Marlene]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:27pm

You're rad. I'm rad. Let's be friends.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:29pm

There. She. Goes. There she goes again.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:43pm

Namo, not to sidebar, but your attentions are quite flattering. I'm enjoying how you can turn everything into being about me even better than I can!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:44pm

Or was that about Yenta?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:44pm

Golly. I was talking about Yenta asking for help again.

(You kind of undercut your assertion that you don't care what I think by responding to me, Rat.)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:46pm

My bad. Sorry for stealing your thunder there, Yenta.

Rat - that's quite clever.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:48pm

Clever? Yeah? Well you're a stupid narcissist. Even THERNARDIER knew what I was talking about.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:49pm

There are only two r's.

And, just wondering, was the name calling (stupid narc) necessary?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:50pm

Maybe you should check out the yoga thread. You need to relax.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:51pm

Maybe you should take interesting lessons.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:52pm

Namo -

You aren't even TRYING anymore with your comebacks.

No go back, edit that post, and try a more *interesting* insult, please.

I know you hate me, but do me THAT favor.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:53pm

Perhaps it's 4:20 at Namo's place. He's not thinking clearly at all.

Updated On: 7/13/05 at 10:53 PM

[Thenardier]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:55pm

40s at 4!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:56pm

You're damn right I'm not even trying. The dullest, most compuslive poster who is completely self-absorbed without being the least bit self-aware keeps telling me how little she cares about what I have to say about her again and again and again (the lesbo doth protest too much!). To quote The Divine Miss M, "Whyyyyyyyyy botherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"

I said what I had to say in the Prayer Request Board thread. It took one minute of thought and two minutes of writing. Everything else has been a two second swat at a dull as dishwater gnat.