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#1

Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:23pm

I am a Lesbian Scientologist, mojito guzzling, Minnelli maniac, awesome Wicked fan, prayer fiend, cruel, wounded child, takes antidepressants iso same. Object: Matrimony.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#2

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:29pm

Rosie O'Donnell?

OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT?
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
#3

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:29pm

I'll help you. But... I'm gay, martini guzzling, cher loving, not into wicked, doesn't pray, doesn't want children and I take all the pills I need.

How's that work out?
#4

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:54pm

Captain, Ilove Cher and can't have children. I will put you on my list.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#5

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 1:56pm

Yenta, my lawyer is drawing up the papers as I type this. How DARE you usurp my identity on a message board!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#7

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 6:56pm

Rath........I have had to deal with many false accusations on this board lately. Assuming your identity is not one of them BTW......I maxxed out your credit card at the mall today.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#8

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 6:57pm

Oh, you must have bought a Cinnabon and a pair of socks. Well, hope you enjoy.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:02pm

No Rath.you could only afford one sock. I will never know the joy of socks.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#10

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:04pm

Looks like you picked the wrong identity to steal. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#11

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 7:11pm

My luck! Last time I stole Donald Trump's Social Security card and was fired from 3 jobs.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#12

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:27pm

You're rad. I'm rad. Let's be friends.
#13

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:29pm

There. She. Goes. There she goes again.
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#14

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:43pm

Namo, not to sidebar, but your attentions are quite flattering. I'm enjoying how you can turn everything into being about me even better than I can!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#16

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:44pm

Golly. I was talking about Yenta asking for help again.

(You kind of undercut your assertion that you don't care what I think by responding to me, Rat.)

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#17

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:46pm

My bad. Sorry for stealing your thunder there, Yenta.

Rat - that's quite clever.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#18

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:48pm

Clever? Yeah? Well you're a stupid narcissist. Even THERNARDIER knew what I was talking about.
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#20

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:50pm

Maybe you should check out the yoga thread. You need to relax.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:51pm

Maybe you should take interesting lessons.
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#23

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:53pm

Perhaps it's 4:20 at Namo's place. He's not thinking clearly at all.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 7/13/05 at 10:53 PM

#25

re: Please help now!

Posted: 7/13/05 at 10:56pm

You're damn right I'm not even trying. The dullest, most compuslive poster who is completely self-absorbed without being the least bit self-aware keeps telling me how little she cares about what I have to say about her again and again and again (the lesbo doth protest too much!). To quote The Divine Miss M, "Whyyyyyyyyy botherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"

I said what I had to say in the Prayer Request Board thread. It took one minute of thought and two minutes of writing. Everything else has been a two second swat at a dull as dishwater gnat.
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