Poll question: shaving

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:17am

Shaving on the weekend:

Yes or no?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:19am

Have to, so yes. Oh, and to clarify, do you mean face or body?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:22am

dammit zola, have you been following me again? you know the answer's no and you seriously could just say hi.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:25am

I suppose it depends on what your johns are into - but that could be controlled through proper marketing.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:28am

Hey Papa! Feeling better now that Boston is over?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:43am

better? knowing that in less than a month the hordes of insanity and intolerance will descend upon us here in the city (no, not the gop, the protesters, but it is amgiuous, huh?)? i have nightmares about hearing the words "man on dog." and the linda lovelace video that i accidentally downloaded which was masquerading as a "bow wow wow" song has done nothing to soothe my fears.

the fact that the dnc rode roughshod and was able to keep people that on point for four days leads me to believe that as a karmic payoff, i'll ge to see the worst of my party screaming for blood and chastity belts.

i am quite deeply depresseed. but at least i can get some sleep this week.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:54am

A gentleman shaves everyday, Zola.

The question is whether one shaves before/during/after his shower?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 11:56am

Oh oh, wait. Joe-ZAY. I think you might have misunderstood. I wasn't asking about back hair.

Updated On: 8/1/04 at 11:56 AM

[bta212]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:01pm

Well, yes--shave every day, but Sundays are a bit iffy.

At home: shower then shave

At gym: steam >ahem< shave shower

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:02pm

Oh I know that, Zola.

It's clear you were referencing your need to shave your tongue hairs. So you do that before/during/after you shower?

Or do you shower at all? I've heard that water and you don't get along. Is that true?

You've already answered the question as to whether or not you're a gentleman by posing your initial question whither to shave or not to shave because it's Saturday and/or Sunday.

Updated On: 8/1/04 at 12:02 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:08pm

Some of us are naturally smooth.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:12pm

And some of us men have hair where hair ought to be--not our backs and most certainly not our tongues.

Phantom2 obviously typifies a classic Greek statue look.

You're welcome P2.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:27pm

Joey, actually I was asking how often you shave your head. Or is that natural too?

By the way, who's that you've taken hostage in your icon? I'll shave him.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:28pm

You'd better not shave that, Zola!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:29pm

Smooth guys are hot. Hairy guys are hot. Shaved guys--usually not so hot. Who wants to kiss stubble.

As for the face: depending on the guy, smooth, goatee, beard, stubble--it can all be good.

But, I keep a smooth face right now.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:31pm

The top of my head naturally smooth after years of being covered with luxurious black wavy hair.

Funny thing is bald is sexier, so I'm told quite often.

You might be surprised.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:33pm

After Reagan, nothing surprises me anymore about dementia or delusional thinking.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:35pm

oh, I have to confess--a hot guy with a shaved head or balding can be pretty freakin hot.

Ok, I admit it--I just like guys--why do I try to classify how, who, what, where??

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:36pm

What does is that comment meant to imply?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:36pm

Case closed.

"What does is that comment meant to imply?"

Updated On: 8/1/04 at 12:36 PM

[DAME]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:38pm

You know;
This thread started funny, clever, charming and full of energy. And then as I kept reading a air of phoniness started creeping in. And then I realized why. Jose honey; you are trying to hard.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:41pm

It was bad air, huh, Dame? A stinking vile whiff reminiscent of a decaying moose carcass or the Freshkills Landfill. Open the window and let it out.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:41pm

Dame, Talk about trying too hard--read some of your own posts.

Anyway, I thought someone dropped a house on you long ago.

If not, look up! QUICK!!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:43pm

Now, now. Be a gentleman, Joe-ZAY.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:51pm

Now Zoo-la, read back and see which of us first felt the need to sting the other with tart darts.

I've nothing against you. Just thought you should have a Sunday dose of your own medicine.

So relax.