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The Alec Baldwin thread inspired me to start this one. Post your favorite 30 ROCK quotes here.
Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
Liz: Hey Frank, wake up. You’re not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting.
Frank: Dude! I’m exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon. Yeah, at first I hated it. And then I liked it. Then I hated it again. Then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.
Jack: This year I’ll be a page for a day, and you’ll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: That’s how the “Bottoms-Up” program works. I’m going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.
http://www.30rockonline.com/category/quotes/
Posted: 3/10/08 at 7:44pm
The Alec Baldwin thread inspired me to start this one. Post your favorite 30 ROCK quotes here.
Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
Liz: Hey Frank, wake up. You’re not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting.
Frank: Dude! I’m exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon. Yeah, at first I hated it. And then I liked it. Then I hated it again. Then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.
Jack: This year I’ll be a page for a day, and you’ll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: That’s how the “Bottoms-Up” program works. I’m going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.
http://www.30rockonline.com/category/quotes/
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