Post Your Favorite 30 Rock Quotes Here!

[romantico]

Posted: 3/10/08 at 7:44pm

The Alec Baldwin thread inspired me to start this one. Post your favorite 30 ROCK quotes here.

Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn’t he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?


Liz: Hey Frank, wake up. You’re not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting.
Frank: Dude! I’m exhausted. I stayed up all night watching a Designing Women marathon. Yeah, at first I hated it. And then I liked it. Then I hated it again. Then I got horny, and then I fell asleep.

Jack: This year I’ll be a page for a day, and you’ll be my boss.
Kenneth: Thank you, sir.
Jack: That’s how the “Bottoms-Up” program works. I’m going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.



http://www.30rockonline.com/category/quotes/

[romantico]

Posted: 3/10/08 at 9:22pm

Jack and Kenneth are my favorite

Not to mention the hot secretary (can't remember her name)

LIZ: Why are you wearing a tuxedo?
JACK: Its after six, what am I a dirt farmer?

I also love werewolf Bah mitzvah

Short clip version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxk_P3PNuZU


full version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRqavy1W65I

[sondheimboy2]

Posted: 3/11/08 at 1:34am

When Tina Fey's parents visit from out of town and Alec Baldwin holds them up to his mother (Elaine Stritch) as an example of how a family SHOULD get along, she says, "I'll have them going at each other like drag queens at a wig sale!"