Post Your Favorite CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM Quotes!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:04am

[Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk]
Larry: Is that you?
Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th.
Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.
Larry: He was in the building?
Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.
Larry: Uptown?
Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em.
Larry: [Long pause] What a shame.



Krayzee: This is the floor. It's made of...you know...floor ****.

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:06am

To Jeff: "You fat f---!"
To Larry: "You four-eyed f---!"

- the incomparable Susie Green, every single episode.

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:13am

I don't remember exactly, but it was an exchange with Larry and Wanda:

Wanda: You know who I am? I thought I'd have to turn around and show you my big ass.
Larry: You got that all wrong
Wanda: How am I SUPPOSED to interpret it? You shouted, "Hey, Big Ass Wanda!"


My other all time favorite one was when the little girl comes running out of the bathroom when Larry has the water bottle in his pants (for some reason I don't remember) and yells:
"Mommy, mommy, that guy is in the bathroom and he has something hard in his pants."

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:17am

Hee. He developed a "rash" b/c he was hiding the Judy Doll head in his pants earlier. Ther Judy Doll is one of my favorite episodes. It's up there with The Nanny and Survivor.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:18am

"It's a satellite dish. You need to turn it on! Or you can fire the black man, whichever..."

[jasonf]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:56am

That's right the Judy Doll when he cut the hair off. That's one of my favorite episodes also. My other favorite episode is The Baptism. The last five minutes of that episode are sheer genius.

[mijofly19]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 12:09pm

I don't think I'm allowed to post it on here, but the whole scene in the restaurant where they just shout random curse words with Michael York is my favorite of the whole series.

[adamgreer]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 1:03pm

That was because the chef they hired had Tourette's right?

I can't think of a quote off the top of my head, but have lots of favorite moments:

The newspapers unfortunate typo of Cheryl's aunt's obituary (which Larry got blamed for)

Larry eating the Jesus cookie because he thought it was a monkey.

Larry's escapades with the living nativity people.

Larry refusing to sing the Happy Birthday song.

Larry not shaking Ben Stiller's hand.

The "mulatto" doll.

[mijofly19]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 1:16pm

"That was because the chef they hired had Tourette's right?"

Yes. It's on this page, just scroll down about 1/5 of the way:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264235/quotes

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 1:17pm

"Bald asshole?!? This is a hate crime!"

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 7:27pm

And of course, the immortal:

"MUTHAF***A, WHAT THE F***?!? MUTHAF***AWHATTHEF***?!?!?!?!"

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 7:37pm

Hee hee, adamgreer. "Beloved _unt."

One of my favorite guest actors was Gina Gershon as the Hasidic woman. Hilarious.

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 7:40pm

[Larry to Wanda Sykes] I know that tooshy anywhere!

Wanda: *puzzled look with a long pause* What the f*&)?!


many many more!

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 7:45pm

LARRY'S DYING WORDS: "I......had......a system...."

[adamgreer]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:27pm

One of my other favorites is the one where Wanda Sykes is shooting a movie or something and she always catches Larry acting "racist"- he locks his car when the black guy walks by it, and he assumes the black guy with the gawdy vest is the valet. Those exchanges are PRICELESS.

I also love Crazy Eyed Killa. "You my caucasian!"

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/13/06 at 11:35pm

"Are you a...republican????"



It was the episode with Cady Huffman when he finally gets the chance to enjoy Cheryl's "10th Anniversary present."

[adamgreer]

Posted: 7/14/06 at 12:03am

Oh yeah! She has the picture of George Bush in her dressing room!

I love the exchange between Larry and Jeff after that.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/14/06 at 12:14am

Adam, I know!

Remember this one? "Look! It's a titmouse!"

[adamgreer]

Posted: 7/14/06 at 12:17am

"You are obsessed with tits!"

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 7/14/06 at 12:20am

Playing "Telephone" with the kids: "I like tits?"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 7/14/06 at 7:45pm

I was once told I resembled him & sounded like him at times. No idea if I should take it as a compliment

Anything that comes from his mouth. He will never let you down

Updated On: 7/14/06 at 07:45 PM

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 10:54am

"I'm a survivor."
"No! I'M a Survivor!"

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:09pm

"Did you ever watch OUR show?!? IT WAS CALLED THE HOLOCAUST!"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:38pm

My cell phone message is me doing a Larry impression in his gnawing piercing voice

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 1:12pm

Prettay prettay......prettay......prettay.....prettay good!