Prepare For The ‘Outrage’: Archie Comics To Feature A Gay Wedding

[TulitaPepsi]

Posted: 9/15/11 at 11:49pm

"Uh oh! Did you hear that? Another comic book has dared to depict a world that actually reflects the one we live in. You know what that means, the country’s ready to flip out for a day!

Now I know what the argument is for people who are going to try to make a big deal out of this. It’s not that they have anything against gay people, per se. They just don’t think it’s a subject that belongs in children’s entertainment. I totally agree. And, you know what? Race is a tricky subject too! That’s why every character on TV should be played by a white person! Then, when the parent thinks their child is old enough (lets say around the time they’re shipping off to college), they can explain to them that Maria on Sesame Street was actually secretly Hispanic the whole time. That’s so much easier!

Seriously though, if we don’t do anything, America’s going to be in trouble. With this comic book coming out (no pun intended) and Chaz Bono dancing with stars, it’s only a matter of time before every child out there is a gay married transsexual. Because, as all science will tell you, children merely have to set eyes on LGBT people and they instantly turn into one themselves. It’s like the alternate lifestyle version of Medusa and stone."

Interestingly, when Huffington Post picked up the story, they used the following photo to illustrate the article. Though it depicts Kevin and his retired US General father (who is entirely accepting and supportive of Kevin's sexuality), some outraged readers mistakenly thought it depicted Kevin and his new husband - an older HOT top military dad. Mmmmmmm.

Wedding Bells for Kevin Keller

Updated On: 9/16/11 at 11:49 PM

[once a month]

Posted: 9/16/11 at 9:33am

OH THE HORROR!!!!

Where can I order a copy?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/16/11 at 10:53am

Good thing they discontinued the Spire line of comics. That would have been rather awkward.