Queer Eye Parody Has Legs!

Gay men don't need to learn how to fire a gun.
They've seen Bette Davis in "The Letter".

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Exactly.

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first i must say that this thread topic name is inflammatory and obviously false. i knwo several homosexual and lesbian people. all of whom have legs!

"[m]y question is....what possible benefit would [i] get from getting a make-over from these guys?"

well, it seems from what i've read that gay men seem to keep falling for straight men, so it will momentarily improve your chances of getting a date (not that you would ever need that ya little stud muffin). plus you'll have a deeper understanding of the macho persona thus allowling you to gain...oh fuhgettaboudit, i can't even finish this...it's all too silly.

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Tongue in cheek ... the "made over" gay guy turning the gun on the four bubba's and then, using his newly-honed talent and dead-eye accuracy, blowing their testicles off.

Bulldog, I respect your opinion. I believe that we are violent by nature, non-violent by nurture. Violence will always exist, but it can be lessened. While my tongue-in-cheek statement might offend, I know from personal experience that humor can sometimes make a point. The five heterosexual men who used their fists, feet and a baseball bat on me several years ago simply because I was gay were only looking to teach me a lesson, not teach me to be a heterosexual. Two broken ribs, a cracked jaw and twenty seven stiches, while not funny, was a powerful lesson about how violent we as human beings can be and often are. These same men had raped and murdered a women the week previously and had robbed a man at gunpoint the following week. At the time, I would have loved to blow off their testicles. I'm not proud of having that feeling, and I certainly don't condone "an eye for an eye", but I do believe in justice. They're in prison, a good thing, but I'd still like to see them spend their prison terms as eunichs.