Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Why in Heaven's name are you up on stage if you don't want people looking at you?
You know, when I'm up on stage performing, and I see an audience member or two looking at me, I always scream at them, "What the hell are you looking at?! Quit staring at me, gosh darn it!"
.... and that usually does the trick.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
Sorry about that, Perfectly. I didn't mean to be so rude with my staring.
jason robards had me removed from the front row during intermission for staring at him during no man's land and i've never forgiven him. oh sure, he tried to tell me it was all plummer, but f*ck that noise, i knew it was him. cable hogue my ass!
Sorry about that, Perfectly. I didn't mean to be so rude with my staring.
Yes, you should be sorry.
It ain't nice to stare at people... especially when they're onstage trying to carry a scene and all that jazz.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
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