Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
---Albert Einstein
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
---Milton Berle
i love both of them, but especially the second. thanks!
When you come to a fork in the road, take it - Yogi Berra
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/10/03
Can someone turn pages for me? 'Cause it's Sondheim and I just can't handle it -Seth Rudetsky at the Purim Cabaret
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
Three for Thursday
She loves nature, despite what it did to her.
- Bette Midler on Princess Anne
Virginity is a balloon in the carnival of life. It vanishes with the first prick.
- Charles Ludlam, The Mystery of Irma Vep
Do you get bed and board?
Frequently.
- Lil Abner
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