R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" WTF?!?!?!?
R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" WTF?!?!?!?
#0R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 10:15pmI saw a blurb about this on VH1's Best Week Ever, and I'm watching it now on BET. It is hi-friggin-larious!!! WTF?!?!?!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#1re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 10:17pm
My thoughts exactly.
"HE'S COMIN TO THE CLOOOOOSET!"
"HE'S OPENIN THE CLOOOOSET!"
It's so dramatic and hilarious
"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#2re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 10:20pmHe should've made a song titled "Robbing the Cradle" it would have been more appropriate.
#3re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 10:23pmEh, his personal probs are a thread unto itself! But this TitC...I swear it's been a looooong time since I've laughed so hard! I'm loving it. The commercials need to end NOW! Whoo, and they have!! Here we go again!!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
grownupgroupie
Broadway Star Joined: 10/15/04
#4re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 10:31pm
mabel, I've been off BWW for way too long, and I come back and here you are--great minds think alike
Indeed, WTF!!!!!! My bf and I saw that clip on Best Week a few days ago, and ever since we've been walking around going "now I'm walking to the CLOSET....and I'm trapped in the CLOSET" and "He said yes, I said no, he said yes, I said no.."
I hope you enjoyed the rest of it--it is strangely addictive in its completely whacktastic way. I mean, WHAT???!!!! I have seen the re-air on VH1 a couple of times, so I've managed to catch all 5 parts.
Again, WHAT???!!!!!!
Insane. And hilarious. HUH!!!???
#5re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 10:31pm
Whoa!!! Parts 6-10: Coming Soon! Excellent! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! 
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#6re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/7/05 at 11:41pmI was just talking about this tragic song with my dad. It is quite funny.
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UglyBug
Understudy Joined: 6/13/05
#8re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:14am
Yeah the song is....odd...
DON"t OPEN THE CLOOOOOSET!
Lol OVER and over again.
Mr. Tuttle
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#9re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 1:53am
You just wait. It will be made in a Bdwy musical.
"From the people who brought you BKLYN...."
Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity last forever.
Watch out BWW...
HE'S BACK.
#10re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 2:07amlol. why does this not surprise me??
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FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#11re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 3:42am
Mr.Turttle, LOL!!!
I just saw the video and I agree with yall, WTF!!!
Can we say CLOSET CASE!? Sorry! Someone HAD to say it!
Has antone seen the movie "Boogy Man"? This music video remindes me of it for somereason....hmmm...
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Mr. Tuttle
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#12re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:01pm
I can see the advertising of "CLOSET!"
"Nathan Lane is the man in the closet".
Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity last forever.
Watch out BWW...
HE'S BACK.
CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#13re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 12:38pm
I can see the advertising of "CLOSET!"
"Nathan Lane is the man in the closet".
HAHAHAHAHA
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Mr. Tuttle
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#14re: R Kelly's 'Trapped in the Closet' WTF?!?!?!?
Posted: 7/8/05 at 5:04pm"....and Matthew Broderick as his slightly confused, hetrosexual friend"
Ignorance is temporary. Stupidity last forever.
Watch out BWW...
HE'S BACK.
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