RELATIVE ALERT FOR NYC!!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 3/19/06 at 6:07pm

My sister in law from California is spending the week in NYC. She is five foot three, short brown hair, brown eyes and a large tuchas. She can be found lurking around Lincoln Center, MOMA and the Tenement Museum. This woman can be very dangerous when spoken to, so approach with caution. She is evil, complaining, and has been known to attack when prevoked. Her only redeeming qualities are that she makes my brother happy and has given me a lovely niece and nephew whom I love very much.

[EponineThenardier]

Posted: 3/19/06 at 6:10pm

This may be the only good reason that I don't live in NYC. =)

I hope you've armed yourself with a large baseball bat.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 3/19/06 at 6:13pm

I am safe because I live in Connecticut and she won't come up here because she doesn't like me.

[Marlene]

Posted: 3/19/06 at 6:14pm

OMG, can we be biffles?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 3/19/06 at 6:20pm

What is a biffle?