RELATIVE ALERT FOR NYC!!

My sister in law from California is spending the week in NYC. She is five foot three, short brown hair, brown eyes and a large tuchas. She can be found lurking around Lincoln Center, MOMA and the Tenement Museum. This woman can be very dangerous when spoken to, so approach with caution. She is evil, complaining, and has been known to attack when prevoked. Her only redeeming qualities are that she makes my brother happy and has given me a lovely niece and nephew whom I love very much.

I am safe because I live in Connecticut and she won't come up here because she doesn't like me.

What is a biffle?