Racism Solved!

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Posted: 11/15/09 at 11:36am

BY ARTHUR MACSHANE

Scientists have come a breakthrough in world problem solving by solving racism, one of the world's biggest issues. Scientist Washington Kepler-Bee, Jr., 67, has said that the real cure for racism is "orange juice and popcorn. Rub it on the wound and let sit for twelve straight minutes. Then call in the morning."