Redneck Haiku

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 12/14/04 at 3:24pm

Redneck Haiku
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DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top

You make me almost forget

That you are my sister



BEAUTY

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mud flaps



REMORSE

A painful sadness

Can't fit big screen TV through

Doublewide's front door



DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle

Wailing boy wants wrestling doll

Mama whups his ass



OPTIONS

Unemployment's out.

Hey, maybe I can get on

Disability



BLAZE

Distant siren screams

Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with

Gasoline again



A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness

No nightcrawlers to be found

Guess we'll gig some frogs



EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil



ALONE

Seeking solitude

Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for

Restraining order



HATRED

I curse the rainbow

Emblazoned upon his hood

God damn Jeff Gordon



OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger

Grandma sent grocery money

To Jimmy Swaggert



DRAMA

Set the VCR

Dukes of Hazzard Marathon

At 9 O'Clock



NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static

Call Earl; satellite dish

needs new descrambler



IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars

And cyclone fence keeps me from

My El Camino



GATHERING

In early morning mist

Mama searches Circle K for

Moon Pies and Red Man

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/14/04 at 3:25pm

Very funny, red.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/14/04 at 3:45pm

My creative writing teacher would love this!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 12/14/04 at 3:46pm

[OneBlazeOfGlory]

Posted: 12/14/04 at 6:42pm

Haha thats great! Did you write them or get them from somewhere else?