Religious Humor.......So Laugh A Little!
Religious Humor.......So Laugh A Little!
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Posted: 8/24/05 at 8:46pmG-d had just given Moses the 10 Commandments on the top of Mount Sinai. Moses then began the arduous task of bring the tablets back down the side of the mountain. Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks, and looked up to the top of the mountain and asked G-d........" So let me get this straight. The Arabs will get all the oil AND WE HAVE TO CUT OFF THE TIPS OF OUR WHAT?????"
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Posted: 8/24/05 at 8:58pmGood one GCY!
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Posted: 8/24/05 at 9:05pmPlease add you funniest religious jokes .
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:30am
Jesus loves me...I just like him as a friend.
That's Kentertainment
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:44am
Where's the O...
and why is God being typed up like a curse word?
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:45am
Well, at least in the Jewish culture, when writing the name of G-d, you use a dash -- because otherwise, every single piece of paper with the name of G-d should be buried in a Geniza (a special burial place).
I guess it just extends to typing as well. In all my papers, I've always written G-d.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:48amHmmm...why do religions always have strange rules?
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:52am
Because the name of G-d is considered sacred.
And a joke:
Moshe was taking to his psychiatrist. "I had a weird dream recently," he says. "I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. I found this so worrying that I immediately awoke and couldn't get back to sleep. I just stayed there thinking about it until 7am. I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee and came straight here. Can you please help me explain the meaning of my dream?"
The psychiatrist kept silent for some time, then said, "One slice of toast and coffee? Do you call that a breakfast?"
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 2:06amPeople are messed up. Why is okay to make fun of the Jewish religion in a joke but you can't put the O in GOD? Organized religion is Satan's work.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 2:11am
We're making fun of the jewish culture, and stories...
Nevermind. No need to justify myself to someone who can't seem to comprehend that some people think religion is important.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 2:13amNo, but if it is so sacred to you that you can't put an O in God should you really be making fun of things like circumcision?
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 2:20amJesus loves me ... but I told him I'm dating Ponchus Pilot at the moment.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 2:34am
"Why is okay to make fun of the Jewish religion in a joke but you can't put the O in GOD? Organized religion is Satan's work."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
wait...I don't get it.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 3:13am
Can I jump in? It's not "making fun of circumcision" really - it's being humorous instead of always being so serious.
It's ok to tell Jewish themed jokes and still be religious/ respectful - one doesn't contradict the other. If anything, Jewish people are well known for their humor and their ability to laugh about themselves. It has never had anything to do with respecting G-d by not typing out the full name.
And btw, that was one aggressive response. Why are people "messed up" if they believe in something? No one's asking you to do it, too.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 3:24am
This isn't really a joke but I just got an email from my university chapel. The new male chaplain is Reverand Kelly Sprinkle. I doubt I'll be able to sit through a church service without thinking about how it sounds like a porn star name.
Wanting life but never knowing how
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 3:33am
God said to Mitzi, you can have anything you wish for. She said I want to have an endless supply of wealth and I want to live forever. God said fine! The first thing Mitzi did was book an appointment with a plastic surgeon and she had everything done. The nose, the eyes, the chin, the breasts, the thighs and the buttocks. Weeks after she is fully recovered she crosses a busy street and is killed by a car.
In heaven she eagerly awaits to speak with God. She asks God, What happenned? I thought we had a deal? Why didn't you pull me out of the way?
God said "GIRLLLLLLL, I didn't even recognize you!"
Updated On: 8/26/05 at 03:33 AM
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 4:44am
How many Jewish American Princesses (J.A.P.S.) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five.
Four to bitch to daddy, and one to hold the Diet Coke.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 4:57amLOL Justice. Good one.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 6:19am
How do you know Adam and Eve were Jewish? Who else says "take a piece of fruit."
Hello Ciel- Betty Walker
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 9:47amJesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 12:11pmI want a Tshirt that says WWMD? { What Would Moses Do?}
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 12:32pm
I want one that says WWBD?(What Would Barbra Do?). They actually make them. 
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Posted: 8/26/05 at 1:03pmWWBD -- LOVE IT!
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